It's been moved to July 5th, I got my check from Soros yesterday. We will storm and protect Ft. Sumter in Charleston SC harbor. Some of our plans went south as there is no private docks available at the fort. We will be taking the harbor ferry. Also no booze allowed either, so much for our supplies....
hard to say, it was going to be our bestest tactic, the Free Booze, tactic, get em real drunk and stupid and they will shoot off their legs, feet, dicks...we don't have to fire a shot. Maybe spray with a fire hose to clean up the puke and blood the next day.
#secondcivilwarletters Dearest, Our unit came upon a burned kek camp. Only later did we learn they had set themselves aflame with gasoline and fireworks. Somehow, this was to "own the libs". I do not understand war.
The motion passes. Due to scheduling conflicts and prior engagements, Civil War moved to July 5th. Please pass the word to your liberal friends. And can we PLEASE not leak this to Alex Jones??? C'mon, people! How can we plot a secret civil war if people blab?
Dearest, An entire battalion of red hats fell to us yesterday. We made them read entire books of the Bible instead of out of context passages. The heads of three exploded on the spot others wandered away as if their lives were a lie. #secondcivilwarletters
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#secondcivilwarletters My Darling Clara, I write to you today along the Twittermattox timeline where the infirmary tents continue to fill without cessation, the woods ringing with the barking despairs hollowed-eyed souls driven to madness by butthurt and sick burns.
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To whom it may concern, I'm still not sure why we're up here. Signed, Clark Ridley Chief Engineer, United States Space Force.
My love, We were attacked today in broad daylight, a mixed unit of zealots calling themselves "Oathkeepers". We left two alive for questioning. When asked of their reckless tactics, one let slip that they had believed they were the only ones with guns. #secondcivilwarletters