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From: YWN666 DelphiPlus Member Icon Posted by hostJul-3 7:27 AM 
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Alex Jones claims that Democrats are secretly planning a civil war to start on July 4th.

I guess the cat is out of the bag.  We're meeting at the site of the Bowling Green Massacre.  I'm bringing the pretzels.

 

Anyone else joining in?

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From: BlueManDudeJul-3 7:57 AM 
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It's been moved to July 5th, I got my check from Soros yesterday. We will storm and protect Ft. Sumter in Charleston SC harbor. Some of our plans went south as there is no private docks available at the fort. We will be taking the harbor ferry.  Also no booze allowed either, so much for our supplies....

 

 
From: YWN666 DelphiPlus Member Icon Posted by hostJul-3 9:04 AM 
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What kind of a war will it be with no booze?

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From: BlueManDudeJul-3 9:09 AM 
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hard to say, it was going to be our bestest tactic, the Free Booze, tactic, get em real drunk and stupid and they will shoot off their legs, feet, dicks...we don't have to fire a shot. Maybe spray with a fire hose to clean up the puke and blood the next day.

 

 
From: BlueManDudeJul-3 11:10 AM 
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Dearest, Our unit came upon a burned kek camp. Only later did we learn they had set themselves aflame with gasoline and fireworks. Somehow, this was to "own the libs". I do not understand war.

 

 

 
From: RaviraJul-3 2:45 PM 
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YWN666 said...

Alex Jones claims that Democrats are secretly planning a civil war to start on July 4th.

I guess the cat is out of the bag.  We're meeting at the site of the Bowling Green Massacre.  I'm bringing the pretzels.

Pretzels????  No bbq???? No beer????? No strawberry lemonade????  You better let me take over the menu!

 

 
From: RaviraJul-3 2:46 PM 
To: BlueManDude  (7 of 17) 
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BlueManDude said...

Also no booze allowed either, so much for our supplies....

If there is no booze, I am not going. 

 

 
From: RaviraJul-3 2:48 PM 
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YWN666 said...

Alex Jones claims that Democrats are secretly planning a civil war to start on July 4th.

Sooo did anyone tell Jones that if he knows the secret its not a secret?

 

 
From: BlueManDudeJul-3 2:52 PM 
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Thunderstorms are forecast, as well...

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The motion passes. Due to scheduling conflicts and prior engagements, Civil War moved to July 5th. Please pass the word to your liberal friends. And can we PLEASE not leak this to Alex Jones??? C'mon, people! How can we plot a secret civil war if people blab?

great twitter thread

I started reading the and I may not get ANY work done today.

 
 
 

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From: BlueManDudeJul-3 4:32 PM 
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My love, We were attacked today in broad daylight, a mixed unit of zealots calling themselves "Oathkeepers". We left two alive for questioning. When asked of their reckless tactics, one let slip that they had believed they were the only ones with guns.

 

 
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