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Feud at the Vatican over the Vaccine   Dogmatic views

Started 25-Jan by fabul0us; 780 views.
Dot_hoe

From: Dot_hoe

17-Mar

THIS IS HILARIOUS!!  stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes

Keep the jokes coming!  laughing

Lana (Redneckbab1)

From: Lana (Redneckbab1)

30-Mar

Rabbi of Jerusalem visits the Pope …

At the Pope’s private desk, the Rabbi sees a very ornate phone. The Pope says it is a direct line to God and invites the Rabbi to use it.

Rabbi makes the call and it is God! They have a nice conversation. After the call, the Pope says, “That will cost 100 Euro.” The Rabbi pays for the call.

A year later, the Pope is in Jerusalem and visits the same Rabbi. On the Rabbi’s desk is a similar phone. Rabbi invites the Pope to make a call to God. Pope makes the call and talks to God.

After the call, the Rabbi says, “That will cost 2 cents.” Pope is surprised and asks, “Why so inexpensive?”

Rabbi says, “No worries, it is a local call.”

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Lana (Redneckbab1)

From: Lana (Redneckbab1)

17-Jun

-What does a former head of the Vatican have in common with a fruit grown in Mexico?

- They're both Pope Pius/papayas!

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