I would choose Timbuktu, In spite of your bad smell which at that point would hardly incommodate you, but in your last hours you could learn something.

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From Here To Timbuktu: Myth And Reality At The World's Edge

When people refer to the ends of the earth, they invariably mention Timbuktu. The fabled West African city on the cusp of the Sahara has a mystique that has lasted for centuries.

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Di (amina046) said:

When people refer to the ends of the earth, they invariably mention Timbuktu. The fabled West African city on the cusp of the Sahara has a mystique that has lasted for centuries.

I thought we'd destroyed that too? Plunged the area into chaos and suffering when we tricked Russia into accepting UN resolution to "protect civilians" in Libya but went on to do precisely the opposite.

When I die, I want to be dumped at an enemy's house to stink them out.

In the Chinese horoscope you must be a skunk.

Whatever you say.  Luckily I am not Chinese.  Horrorscopes are an abumination because the source is the devil.

wow you do scare easily!

Deuteronomy 18:9-14 God condemns divination (horror-scopes), witchcraft, sorcery, interpreting omens or trying to contact the dead.
Go check for yourself lest you conclude I made it up all by myself.

All my delights!

I reckon you could have plenty more vices.

Indeed!