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Grossly gross jumbo slobs   Vent Your Spleen!

Started 12/21/19 by Harold27Z; 891 views.
Jenifer (Zarknorph)
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From: Jenifer (Zarknorph)

12/29/19

Harold27Z said:

That explains why jumbos prefer to book tickets online so they can bypass visual inspection.

But they have to show their ticket to a human at some point before getting on the plane.

Harold27Z

From: Harold27Z

12/29/19

So you reckon the ticket clerk can conjure up additional seating out of thin air at a moment's notice when the plane is already overbooked ?

And he or she is so authorized to issue such penalty tickets.  Yeah.  Right.

Jenifer (Zarknorph)
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From: Jenifer (Zarknorph)

1/3/20

Oh dear, that is unfortunate...

Harold27Z

From: Harold27Z

1/5/20

It would be even more unfortunate if that jumbo on the jumbo got stuck in the toilet doorway.  Then he'd wet himself on the spot.

Jenifer (Zarknorph)
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From: Jenifer (Zarknorph)

1/13/20

How did they get the food trolley past him?

Or has he already eaten it?

Harold27Z

From: Harold27Z

1/13/20

The jumbo should have been in the cargo hold.

Jenifer (Zarknorph)
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From: Jenifer (Zarknorph)

Jan-21

He'd just eat everything in it.

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