Coalition of the Confused

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Insurrection Erection   America - all of it

Started Jan-22 by el gringo (ramseylurker); 70 views.

Thank You To Chuck Schumer, For Mixing Up “Erection” With “Insurrection” On The Senate Floor

Thank You To Chuck Schumer, For Mixing Up “Erection” With “Insurrection” On The Senate Floor (msn.com)

Insurrection Erection
 
Feeling the heat rise
It’s making me squirm
The tension is mounting
But I’m standing firm
Now I gotta bone up
On freedom fighting skill
Will there be a stand-off?
Oh God I hope there will
Cuz I got One Big Insurrection Erection
Feeling an urge to insurge
I’m talking ‘bout one big need for a freedom injection
Knowing that we’re on the verge
Craving the day when we riddle the federal socialist tyrannist fascist militia with lead. All dead.
Don’t tread on me,
I’m ready to strike,
They’ve got their drones,
and I’ve got my…. pike?
But bring it on cause
down I will hunker
Just please send me snacks 
and beer for my bunker
 
I got One Big Insurrection Erection
Feeling an urge to insurge
I’m talking bout one big need for a freedom injection
Knowing that we’re on the verge
Craving the day when I finally get to release all the righteousness built up inside of my gun
Won’t it be fun?
I want it so bad my digits are twitching
The double-set triggers in my britches are itching
My musket I will fondle 
repeatedly from dawn till dusk
 I got a big confession
I’m jonesing for secession
Or a posse comitatus
(though no one’s really fought us)
Come rifle through my pockets
and you are gonna feel
A martyr who is harder than rock or BaSteel
 
Cuz I got One Big Insurrection Erection
Feeling an urge to insurge
I’m talking bout one big need for a freedom injection
Knowing that we’re on the verge
Craving the day when we violently throw over all 
of the laws and the 
rules we set up from the start. Real smart. Mmmm. Send snacks. Mmmm...
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