Coalition of the Confused

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Words Of Wisdom   The Lounge

Started 3/6/18 by Jenifer (Zarknorph); 195344 views.
Di (amina046)

From: Di (amina046)

8/21/19

                             Great discovery, it is nice to be part of that group. Have a nice day. 

I JUST discovered my age group!

I am a Seenager (Senior teenager).

I have everything that I wanted as a teenager, only 55-60 years later

I don't have to go to school or work.

I get an allowance every month.

I have my own pad.

I don't have a curfew.

I have a driver's license and my own car.

I have ID that gets me into bars and the wine store  I like the wine store best.

The people I hang around with are not scared of getting pregnant, they aren't scared of anything, they have been blessed to live this long, why be scared?

And I don't have acne.

Life is Good!

Also, you will feel much more intelligent after reading this, if you are a Seenager.

Brains of older people are slow because they know so much.

People do not decline mentally with age; it just takes them longer to recall facts because they have more information in their brains.

Scientists believe this also makes you hard of hearing as it puts pressure on your inner ear.

Also, older people often go to another room to get something and when they get there, they stand there wondering what they came for.  It is NOT a memory problem; it is nature's way of making older people do more exercise.

SO THERE!!

I have more friends I should send this to, but right now I can't remember their names.

PavlovaJ

From: PavlovaJ

8/21/19

My mess are really helping. I am down to only 3 voices in my head. On the other hand, I think I have pissed off my imaginary friend.

Jenifer (Zarknorph)
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From: Jenifer (Zarknorph)

8/22/19

Di (amina046) said:

Also, older people often go to another room to get something and when they get there, they stand there wondering what they came for. It is NOT a memory problem; it is nature's way of making older people do more exercise.

I get a lot of exercise in my house.  Mostly walking back and forth from room to room, because I forgot to get the thing I went into that room to get.

Twice.

Jenifer (Zarknorph)
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From: Jenifer (Zarknorph)

8/22/19

Hey Pavlova!

Doesn't sound familiar, so if you are new ~

Welcome!  Welcome! Welcome! 

My imaginary friend left me for someone else.

I only have one voice in my head... just not sure if it's mine.

Either way, it just wants me to burn things, so I mostly ignore it...

...mostly.

Jenifer (Zarknorph)
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From: Jenifer (Zarknorph)

8/24/19

I spent five hours yesterday and two hours today dealing with Telstra (Australian telco).

I am trying to leave them for good, but they are making it as expensive and difficult as they possibly can.

So there will be a theme today in the jokes...

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