Coalition of the Confused

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Words Of Wisdom   The Lounge

Started 3/6/18 by Jenifer (Zarknorph); 222729 views.
Jenifer (Zarknorph)

From: Jenifer (Zarknorph)


Well he did have a copy of Mein Kamff next to his bed...

So he clearly learned something.

PTG (anotherPTG)

From: PTG (anotherPTG)


Yah!!! Beat you!

I'm on bottle four!

Jenifer (Zarknorph)

From: Jenifer (Zarknorph)


Any radioactive superpowers surfacing?

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PTG (anotherPTG)

From: PTG (anotherPTG)


Mmmm? Words of Wisdom?!

Kevin had shingles.
Those of us who spend much time in a doctor's office should appreciate this!

Doesn't it seem more and more that physicians are running their practices like an assembly line

Here's what happened to Kevin:


Kevin walked into a doctor's office and the receptionist asked him what he had. Kevin said: 'Shingles.'

So she wrote down his name, address, medical insurance number and told him to have a seat. 

Fifteen minutes later a nurse's aide came out and asked Kevin what he had.....Kevin said, 'Shingles.'

So she wrote down his height, weight, a complete medical history and told Kevin to wait in the examining room.. 

A half an hour later a nurse came in and asked Kevin what he had. Kevin said, 'Shingles..'

So the nurse gave Kevin a blood test, a blood pressure test, an electrocardiogram,

and told Kevin to take off all his clothes and wait for the doctor.

An hour later the doctor came in and found Kevin sitting patiently in the nude and asked Kevin what he had.


Kevin said, 'Shingles.'
The doctor asked, 'Where?'

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