Confused malcontents swilling Chardonnay while awaiting the Zombie Apocalypse.
"It doesn't matter what temperature a room is, it's always room temperature." -- Steven Wright.
So many of his are wonderful.
"I bought a box of powdered water, but I don't know what to add."
"Ballerinas are always on their toes. Why don't they just get taller ballerinas?" -- Steven Wright.