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A farmer was seen in his field earlier today running around shouting and screaming and shooting everything in sight.....
...it was Farmergeddon
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"If at first you don't frickassee, fry, fry a hen." -- Robert Kapelke.
A moral Tale
An elderly Florida lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her car, found four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle.
She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at the top of her lungs, "I have a gun, and I know how to use it!
Get out of the car - NOW !"
The four men didn't wait for a second threat.
They got out and ran like mad.
The lady, somewhat shaken, then proceededto load her shopping bags into the back of the car and got into the driver's seat.
She was so shaken that she could not get her key into the ignition. She tried and tried, and then she realized why.
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