Confused malcontents swilling Chardonnay while awaiting the Zombie Apocalypse.
I told her she does not need to tell mamma everything. She replied she must.
Aged 4, her room resembled a war-zone but not so tidy. In vain, I begged for a narrow pathway from the door to the window.
Anyway, I tidied-up the room. She returned and sh@t me out: "Pappa, my doll must be here not there. My dress must be there, not here. My shoes must be here, not there" ... etc. To test her reaction, I rhetorically asked: "How come Daddy is so stupid" ? she said: "Because you learned nothing at school".
I am loving your daughter!
When the kids were younger, they went around the house wearing trendy but empty back-packs like Dora the explorer animation character
I got bashed for copying them. When she was 2.5, I returned from working abroad for 5 weeks. She met me at the airport and told me not to cry. She did not realize I was overwhelmed and happy to see her.
Aged about 9, one pitch black evening, she looked out the window, saw nothing but described in detail a murder that happened next door, years before she was born.
OK, that last bit is creepy.
Aged about 5 or 6, one evening in bed, she saw a small black scruffy dog in the passageway. That dog had died long before our daughter was lusted into existence.
I loved her, now she scares me! LOL
Remind me not to tell you about my out-of-body experience.
I saw a leopard in Surrey. Decades later, a magazine about mysterious phenomena reported many similar sightings in that exact town and time-frame.
My dad had a premonition about a bandy-legged guy declaring a certain name had won. But next day there was no such horse at the race-track. At the last minute, my dad discovered the name referred to an owner of a horse. He bet money on the relevant horse and won. there was no time to share the tip with his friends.
A friend was in the bush late one evening. He saw a tube of bright light like a pillar suspended in mid air. He shot at it. It shattered into thousands of pieces. Then it reassembled back together. He has no explanation.
Why was his first instinct to shoot it?