Coalition of the Confused

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Confused malcontents swilling Chardonnay while awaiting the Zombie Apocalypse.

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Started 7/11/19 by Jenifer (Zarknorph); 36761 views.
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3/10/20

Di (amina046)

From: Di (amina046)

3/10/20

That really is smart! Beaujolais Nouveau must be worried. There is no supermarket, restaurant or winebar in the world that does not have at least a few bottles every year, but Beaujolais (the region) only produces about 50 million bottles a year.

Di (amina046)

From: Di (amina046)

3/11/20

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From: Jenifer (Zarknorph)

3/12/20

I know.  My mother said today, "I have some bad news about Tom Hanks..."

I screamed NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

Thankfully he just has a virus.  I'm sure they're both healthy enough to get over it.

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From: Jenifer (Zarknorph)

3/12/20

PTG (anotherPTG)

From: PTG (anotherPTG)

3/21/20

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BerrySteph

From: BerrySteph

Apr-3

Jenifer (Zarknorph) said:

Artania cruise ship refuses to leave WA amid fears dozens on board may be infected with coronavirus There are fears a cruise ship responsible for dozens of coronavirus patients in WA hospitals could be harbouring many more cases of COVID-19. Read more from ABC News

We'll have to have a war and put all these cruise vessels to good use.

For sure, they'll never sail for pleasure again!

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Frankly, if they refuse to leave - we get them off the ship and into chartered flights back home.

For the cost and trouble, we get to keep the cruise ship.

Teams of the newly unemployed are sent in, in full hazmat gear, to sterilise the ship from top to bottom.

It is now a quarantine hospital ship.

If it cannot be completely disinfected, we tow it out, scuttle it and make a new diving reef.

Problem solved.

BerrySteph

From: BerrySteph

Apr-4

Jenifer (Zarknorph) said:

if they refuse to leave - we get them off the ship and into chartered flights back home. For the cost and trouble, we get to keep the cruise ship.

I agree. Send in the Squaddies and requisition it.

Never going to be used for its original purpose again.

And that's only one industry that's going to vanish from the face of the earth.

I think we'll lose our last DIY shops - the stock on the shelves was looking tired anyway. Sad - I blame Bezos.

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