Coalition of the Confused

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Started 7/25/17 by Jenifer (Zarknorph); 224182 views.
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From: Jenifer (Zarknorph)

9/23/19

I don't think it belittled her so much as exposed the hypocrisy of Grampa President.

Di (amina046)

From: Di (amina046)

9/29/19

W isdom from an old Jewish man!

A female CNN journalist heard about a very old Jewish man who had been going to the Western Wall to pray, twice a day, every day, for a long, long time. 

So she went to check it out.

She went to the Western Wall and there he was, walking slowly up to the holy site. 

She watched him pray and after about 45 minutes, when he turned to leave, using a cane and moving very slowly, she approached him for an interview. 

"Pardon me, sir, I'm Rebecca Smith from CNN.   What's your name? 

"Morris Feinberg," he replied. 

"Sir, how long have you been coming to the Western Wall and praying?” 

"For about 60 years.” 

"60 years!   That's amazing!   What do you pray for?” 

"I pray for peace between the Christians, Jews and the Muslims.” 

"I pray for all the wars and all the hatred to stop.” 

"I pray for all our children to grow up safely as responsible adults and to love their fellow man.” 

"I pray that politicians tell us the truth and put the interests of the people ahead of their own interests.”

"How do you feel after doing this for 60 years?” 

"Like I'm talking to a  useless wall."

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PTG (anotherPTG)

From: PTG (anotherPTG)

10/8/19

Have I posted this one before? if so my apologies

PTG (anotherPTG)

From: PTG (anotherPTG)

10/8/19

I joined a health club last year,
spent about 250 bucks.
Haven't lost a pound.
Apparently you have to go there!

Every time I hear the dirty word 'exercise',
I wash my mouth out with chocolate.
 


I do have flabby thighs,
but fortunately my stomach covers them.

The advantage of exercising every day
is so when you die, they'll say,
'Well, he looks good doesn't he.'


If you are going to try cross-country skiing,
start with a small country.

I know I got a lot of exercise
the last few years,......
just getting over the hill.
 


We all get heavier as we get older,
because there's a lot more information in our heads.
That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

AND

Every time I start thinking too much
about how I look,
I just find a pub with a Happy Hour
and by the time I leave,
I look just fine.

Di (amina046)

From: Di (amina046)

10/8/19

Levi's 501 commercial (Pick Up) (1989)

Levi's 501 reclame (Pick Up) (1989) Music: "Be My Baby" by The Ronettes

PTG (anotherPTG)

From: PTG (anotherPTG)

10/9/19

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