Coalition of the Confused

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Confused malcontents swilling Chardonnay while awaiting the Zombie Apocalypse.

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Started 7/25/17 by Jenifer (Zarknorph); 223425 views.
Di (amina046)

From: Di (amina046)

12/12/19

1.    Law of Mechanical Repair

After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will

begin to itch and you'll have to pee. 
2.       Law of Gravity

Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped, will roll to

the least accessible place in the universe.   

3.       Law of Probability

The probability of being watched is directly proportional

to the stupidity of your act.   

4.       Law of Random Numbers

If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal;

someone always answers.   

5.       Variation Law

If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will

always move faster than the one you are in now.   

6.       
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Di (amina046)

From: Di (amina046)

12/16/19

Fish Story

A man with two buckets of fish was leaving galveston beach well known for its fishing and was stopped by a game warden. The warden asked the man, "Do you have a license to catch those fish?"
The man replied to the game warden, "No, sir. These are my pet fish."
"Pet fish?!" the warden replied.
"Yes, sir. Every night I take these fish down to this beach and let them swim around for about a half-hour, When I whistle, they all come back, jump back into my buckets, and I take 'em home. We do this every night."
"That's a bunch of hooey," said the warden. "Fish can't do that!"
"No, really! says the man. "Here, I'll show you." And he releases the fish in the ocean.
"Well, I've GOT to see this!" the game warden replied.
The man and the warden stood and waited. After several minutes, the game warden turned to the man and said, "Well?"
"Well, what?" the man asked.
"When are you going to call them back?" the game warden huffs.
"Call who back?" the man asked.
"The FISH."
"What fish?"
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