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Started 7/25/17 by Jenifer (Zarknorph); 245815 views.
Msg 1530 of 1902 to PTG (anotherPTG)anotherPTG 
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Di (amina046)

From: Di (amina046)

12/16/19

Fish Story

A man with two buckets of fish was leaving galveston beach well known for its fishing and was stopped by a game warden. The warden asked the man, "Do you have a license to catch those fish?"
The man replied to the game warden, "No, sir. These are my pet fish."
"Pet fish?!" the warden replied.
"Yes, sir. Every night I take these fish down to this beach and let them swim around for about a half-hour, When I whistle, they all come back, jump back into my buckets, and I take 'em home. We do this every night."
"That's a bunch of hooey," said the warden. "Fish can't do that!"
"No, really! says the man. "Here, I'll show you." And he releases the fish in the ocean.
"Well, I've GOT to see this!" the game warden replied.
The man and the warden stood and waited. After several minutes, the game warden turned to the man and said, "Well?"
"Well, what?" the man asked.
"When are you going to call them back?" the game warden huffs.
"Call who back?" the man asked.
"The FISH."
"What fish?"
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Msg 1533 of 1902 to PTG (anotherPTG)anotherPTG 
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Di (amina046)

From: Di (amina046)

12/17/19

As always, it was worth waiting for!!! smilesmilesmile

 
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PTG (anotherPTG)

From: PTG (anotherPTG)

12/19/19

Crude but effective!


 

 

 

A horse, a chicken and a Harley


On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of whom loved to play
together. One  day the two were playing, when the horse fell into a bog and
began to sink. Scared for his life, the horse whinnied for the chicken to go
get the farmer for help! Off  the chicken ran, back to the farm. Arriving at
the farm, he searched and searched for the farmer, but to no avail, for he
had gone to town with the only tractor.

Running around, the chicken spied the farmer's new Harley.
Finding the keys in the ignition, the chicken sped off with a length of rope
hoping he still had time to save his friend's life. Back at the bog, the
horse was surprised, but happy,  to see the chicken arrive on the shiny
Harley, and he managed to get a hold of the loop of rope the chicken tossed
to him.  After  tying the other end to the rear bumper of the farmer's bike,
the chicken then drove slowly forward and, with the aid of the powerful
bike, rescued the horse!  Happy  and proud, the chicken rode the Harley back
to the farmhouse, and the farmer was none the wiser when he returned.

The friendship between the two animals was cemented: Best Buddies, Best
Pals.A few weeks later, the chicken fell into a mud pit, and soon, he too,
began to sink and cried out to the horse to save his life! The  horse
thought a moment, walked over, and straddled the large puddle.
Looking underneath, he told the chicken to grab his 'hangy-down'
thing and he would then lift him out of the pit. The chicken got a good
grip, and the horse pulled him up and out,  saving his life........The moral
of the story? (yep, you betcha, there IS a moral!)

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"When You're Hung Like A Horse, You Don't Need A Harley To Pick Up Chicks"

 
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Jenifer (Zarknorph)
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From: Jenifer (Zarknorph)

12/20/19

That last one was brilliant!

 
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PTG (anotherPTG)

From: PTG (anotherPTG)

12/21/19

Relief? Guess what mine is!

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Di (amina046)

From: Di (amina046)

12/22/19

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