Coalition of the Confused

Hosted by Jenifer (Zarknorph)

Confused malcontents swilling Chardonnay while awaiting the Zombie Apocalypse.

  • 925
    MEMBERS
  • 53231
    MESSAGES
  • 23
    POSTS TODAY

Discussions

Comic Relief   The Lounge

Started 7/25/17 by Jenifer (Zarknorph); 230871 views.
Dan (DANCULBERSON)

From: Dan (DANCULBERSON)

8/20/17

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I'm schizophrenic,
And so am I.

Dan (DANCULBERSON)

From: Dan (DANCULBERSON)

8/20/17

There once was poet named Dan,
Whose limericks never would scan,
When asked why that was,
He said it's because
I try to get as many syllables in the last line as I possibly can.

Dan (DANCULBERSON)

From: Dan (DANCULBERSON)

8/21/17

Can you name all seven dwarfs off the top of your head? A lot of people can't, but to ruin this poster, which made me laugh, "6 out of 7 dwarfs are not Doc," "6 out of 7 dwarfs are not Grumpy," "6 out of 7 dwarfs are not Sneezy," "6 out of 7 dwarfs are not Sleepy," "6 out of 7 dwarfs are not Happy," "6 out of 7 dwarfs are not Bashful," and "6 out of 7 dwarfs are not Dopey." (FULL DISCLOSURE: I had to look up Bashful. SEE?)

TOP