Confused malcontents swilling Chardonnay while awaiting the Zombie Apocalypse.
"I yam what I yam, and that's all I yam." -- Popeye.
Q: How do you get down off a giraffe?
A; You don't get down off a giraffe. You get down off a duck!
A friend wrote in my high-school yearbook:
"Spring has sprung,
The grass has riz,
I wonder where
The bunnies is"