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The tears of Trump supporters   America - all of it

Started Jun-14 by OSarge (mahjong54); 330 views.
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ElDotardo

From: ElDotardo

Jun-15

Just a reminder:

ALL ARE WELCOME AT DIVERSECITY

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ElDotardo

From: ElDotardo

Jun-15

 

Two young guys appear in court after being arrested for smoking dope. The judge says, "You seem like nice young men, and I'd like to give you a second chance instead of jail time. I want you to go out this weekend and try to convince others of the evils of drug use. I'll see you back in court Monday." On Monday, the judge asks the first guy, "How did you do over the weekend?" "Well, your honor, I persuaded 17 people to give up drugs forever." "Seventeen people? That's wonderful. How did you do it? " "I used a diagram, your honor. I drew two circles like this: O o. Then I told them that the big circle is your brain before drugs and the small circle is your brain after drugs." "That's admirable," says the judge. Then he turns to the second guy. "And how did you do?" "Well, your honor, I persuaded 156 people to give up drugs forever." "Wow!" says the judge. "156 people! How did you manage to do that?" "Well, I used a similar diagram," the guy says. "I drew two circles like this: o O. Then I pointed to the little circle and said, 'This is your asshole before prison... '"

OSarge (mahjong54)

From: OSarge (mahjong54)

Jun-15

Yesterday was Flag Day. How did you celebrate? 

https://youtu.be/n65KKhk1Oao

Like that?

ElDotardo

From: ElDotardo

Jun-15

Went sky diving with my cat . . . AIR BORN!!

Our dog was disappointed, but she's just not qualified yet . . .

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ElDotardo

From: ElDotardo

Jun-15

Wow, and you complain about being bored? 

OSarge (mahjong54)

From: OSarge (mahjong54)

Jun-15

Translation...

ElDotardo said...

uhhh... no

 

ElDotardo

From: ElDotardo

Jun-16

David Finkel(ish) (mahjong54) said...

 

Translation...

ElDotardo said...

uhhh... no

 

 

Following the script, eh, Dave? If you can't abide the truth, simply make something up . . .

 

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