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From: Jenifer (Zarknorph)

9/19/19

Frankie Boyle

  • “Nobody thought Mel Gibson could play a Scot but look at him now! Alcoholic and a racist!”

  • “Don’t you think its quite weird for Prince Harry, getting really stoned and seeing your grans face appearing on your money.”

  • “I hate all this terrorist business. I used to love the days when you could look at an unattended bag on the train or bus and think, I’m fucking havin that!'”

  • “In the event of a cabin failure, oxygen masks will drop from the ceiling, and untangling them will annoy you before you die.”

  • “When I went to school, sex education was mainly muttered warnings about the janitor.”

 
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From: Di (amina046)

9/28/19

Questions with no apparent answers:

 
. Which letter is silent in the word "Scent," the S or the C? 

  Do twins ever realize   that one of them is unplanned?

. Why is the letter W in English called double U? Shouldn't it be called double V?

.. Every time you clean something, you just make something else dirty.


 100 years ago everyone owned a horse and only the rich had cars. Today everyone has cars and only the rich own horses.
 
 
Four great confusions still unresolved.  
 

1 At a movie theater, which arm rest is yours? 

2. If people evolve from monkeys, why are monkeys still around?

3. Why is there a 'D' in fridge, but not in refrigerator?


4.  Who knew what time it was when the first clock was made?
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From: PTG (anotherPTG)

11/20/19

Words of Wisdom?

THE NEW ME

 

I used to think I was just a regular person, but I was born white, which

now, whether I like it or not, makes me a racist. 

I am a fiscal and moral conservative, which by today's standards, makes me a fascist.  

I am heterosexual, which now makes me a homophobe. 

I am mostly non-union, which makes me a traitor to the working class and an ally of big business.

I am retired, which makes me useless.

I think and I reason, therefore I doubt much that the mainstream media

tells me, which must make me a reactionary. 

I am proud of my heritage, which makes me a xenophobe.

I value my safety and that of my family, I do not have guns but I appreciate the

police and the legal system, which makes me a right-wing extremist.

I believe in hard work, fair play, and fair compensation according to

each individual's merits, which today makes me an anti-socialist.

I believe in the defense and protection of my country and I

honor those who served in the Armed Forces, which now makes me a right wing-militant.

Please help me come to terms with the new me because I'm just not sure who I am anymore!

Funny that it's all just taken place over the last 7 or 8 years! 

As if all of this nonsense wasn’t enough to deal with, now I’m not even sure which toilet to use!

 
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