Coalition of the Confused

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Confused malcontents swilling Chardonnay while awaiting the Zombie Apocalypse.

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Words Of Wisdom   The Lounge

Started 3/6/18 by Jenifer (Zarknorph); 142052 views.
Jenifer (Zarknorph)
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 Waterboarding at Guantanamo Bay sounds super rad if you don’t know what either of those things are.

katiek2

From: katiek2

Sep-7

Di, I didn't know you were a conservative!  PTG's post defines our feelings exactly.

Thank you, PTG.

Jenifer (Zarknorph)
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Mine too.

You'd be amazed what we have in common.

Jenifer (Zarknorph)
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When Sweden is playing Denmark, it is SWE-DEN. The remaining letters, not used, is DEN-MARK.

Di (amina046)

From: Di (amina046)

Sep-10

Observations of Wisdom  -=-  aka   Assorted  ‘Groans’ 
Venison for dinner again ? Oh deer !
• How does Moses make tea ? Hebrews it.
• England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.
• I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.
• They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Typo.
• I changed my iPod’s name to Titanic.  It’s syncing now.
• Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
• I know a guy who’s addicted to brake fluid, but he says he can stop any time.
• I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.
• When chemists die, they barium.
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Jenifer (Zarknorph)
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From: Jenifer (Zarknorph)

Sep-11

Di (amina046) said:

• They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Typo.

From Stephen Fry:

"What blood type are you?"

"A"

"I said, what blood type are you?"

"O... B"

Jenifer (Zarknorph)
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From: Jenifer (Zarknorph)

Sep-12

What are snails even trying to do?

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