Coalition of the Confused

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Words Of Wisdom   The Lounge

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Di (amina046)

From: Di (amina046)

Sep-10

Observations of Wisdom  -=-  aka   Assorted  ‘Groans’ 
Venison for dinner again ? Oh deer !
• How does Moses make tea ? Hebrews it.
• England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.
• I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.
• They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Typo.
• I changed my iPod’s name to Titanic.  It’s syncing now.
• Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
• I know a guy who’s addicted to brake fluid, but he says he can stop any time.
• I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.
• When chemists die, they barium.
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Jenifer (Zarknorph)
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From: Jenifer (Zarknorph)

Sep-11

Di (amina046) said:

• They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Typo.

From Stephen Fry:

"What blood type are you?"

"A"

"I said, what blood type are you?"

"O... B"

Jenifer (Zarknorph)
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From: Jenifer (Zarknorph)

Sep-12

What are snails even trying to do?

Jenifer (Zarknorph)
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From: Jenifer (Zarknorph)

Sep-12

It's just a general lament.

I mean really - think about it. 

Di (amina046)

From: Di (amina046)

9:18 PM

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