Confused malcontents swilling Chardonnay while awaiting the Zombie Apocalypse.
"Money talks, but all it says around me is 'Goodbye.'"
Mine just says "Wine again? Really?"
Baby: an early opportunity to fail at people management
Teenager: an opportunity to fail spectacularly
Grandchild: an opportunity to fail simultaneously with two generations
And, in my most truly prescient moment (in 1999)...
Cell phone: a device which increases the rate of collisions between pedestrians and vehicles in all possible combinations