Coalition of the Confused

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Started 3/6/18 by Jenifer (Zarknorph); 222775 views.
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Dan (DANCULBERSON)

From: Dan (DANCULBERSON)

4/3/18

"Money talks, but all it says around me is 'Goodbye.'"

 
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Jenifer (Zarknorph)

From: Jenifer (Zarknorph)

4/3/18

Mine just says "Wine again? Really?"

 
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Alfi (THIALFI)

From: Alfi (THIALFI)

4/6/18

Alfi Originals:

Baby: an early opportunity to fail at people management

Teenager: an opportunity to fail spectacularly

Grandchild: an opportunity to fail simultaneously with two generations

And, in my most truly prescient moment (in 1999)...
Cell phone: a device which increases the rate of collisions between pedestrians and vehicles in all possible combinations

 

 
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Dan (DANCULBERSON)

From: Dan (DANCULBERSON)

4/7/18

"Politicians and diapers must be changed often ... and for the same reason." -- Mark Twain in "Eruption." Samuel Langhorne Clemens [11/30/1835-4/21/1910]).

 
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