LMFAO!

These stories are horrible!!!

Why would you post them ANYWHERE?!!!

Top and bottom of the fruit does not match.  Looks like the kitteh is sitting in a watermelon rind and has an acorn squash rind on his head!

Everyone's a critic...

I woke up this morning to find that during the night, one of my cats had fished my bag of cough drops out of my backpack. I found them on the stairs leading to the garage where I keep my recycling bin. The top of the bag was almost chewed off. The little fuckers! LOL

Well, kitty sneezes can be alarming...

That sort of thing happens routinely in my house.  One of them will do something to startle another one and the next thing you know the other cat is jumping toward the ceiling and their tail gets big a puffy.  And of course I point and laugh at them.  :)

As for me...

There's nothing like being slightly roused in the middle of the night, then finding out what on Earth that strange ruckus was the next morning.

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When that kind of midnight ruckus occurs here there is usually something like a toppled lamp to pick up in the morning.  :/