Is he up for adoption? He can come and live with me anytime 

He moved back from the mountains of Utah, where he lived in an actual teepee on his employer friend's property. The friend died in a mountain bike accident, and he stayed on.

He took care of his friend's wife for some years, they fell in love, and now they moved into the woods of Minnesota, so I think he is unavailable for adoption.

I think that lefties have different powers, and a great ability to do things unexpected and use items that are not manufactured for their use.  Makes for a better spacial sense, maybe? I mean having to be adaptable.