Coalition of the Confused

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Confused malcontents swilling Chardonnay while awaiting the Zombie Apocalypse.

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Started 7/25/17 by Jenifer (Zarknorph); 233989 views.
Di (amina046)

From: Di (amina046)

12/1/19

It happens to me too

Americans Don't Understand English - The Jonathan Ross Show

Michael McIntyre explains how Americans feel the need to simplify English words to the extreme. Subscribe to The Jonathan Ross Show YouTube channel for weekl...

Jenifer (Zarknorph)
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From: Jenifer (Zarknorph)

12/2/19

Now we just need to teach them how to say Aluminium.

Di (amina046)

From: Di (amina046)

12/5/19

Harold27Z

From: Harold27Z

12/5/19

Jenifer (Zarknorph) said:

Now we just need to teach them how to say Aluminium.

No.  Their journey on the learning curve should include the following:

01 ) Petrol not gas (gas is what comes out arses and was needed to blow the flag on the windless moon)

02 ) Shop not store.

03 ) Queue not line.

04 ) Kilometes not miles.

Also they must speak properly like I do and not like Donald Duck.  

Jenifer (Zarknorph)
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From: Jenifer (Zarknorph)

12/7/19

None of those last 3 worked.

I loved the guardian bit, though.

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