Coalition of the Confused

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Confused malcontents swilling Chardonnay while awaiting the Zombie Apocalypse.

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Started 7/25/17 by Jenifer (Zarknorph); 231351 views.
Harold27Z

From: Harold27Z

12/5/19

Jenifer (Zarknorph) said:

Now we just need to teach them how to say Aluminium.

No.  Their journey on the learning curve should include the following:

01 ) Petrol not gas (gas is what comes out arses and was needed to blow the flag on the windless moon)

02 ) Shop not store.

03 ) Queue not line.

04 ) Kilometes not miles.

Also they must speak properly like I do and not like Donald Duck.  

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From: Jenifer (Zarknorph)

12/7/19

None of those last 3 worked.

I loved the guardian bit, though.

Di (amina046)

From: Di (amina046)

12/12/19

1.    Law of Mechanical Repair

After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will

begin to itch and you'll have to pee. 
2.       Law of Gravity

Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped, will roll to

the least accessible place in the universe.   

3.       Law of Probability

The probability of being watched is directly proportional

to the stupidity of your act.   

4.       Law of Random Numbers

If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal;

someone always answers.   

5.       Variation Law

If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will

always move faster than the one you are in now.   

6.       
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