Coalition of the Confused

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Confused malcontents swilling Chardonnay while awaiting the Zombie Apocalypse.

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Started 7/25/17 by Jenifer (Zarknorph); 231893 views.
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From: Jenifer (Zarknorph)

12/7/19

None of those last 3 worked.

I loved the guardian bit, though.

Di (amina046)

From: Di (amina046)

12/12/19

1.    Law of Mechanical Repair

After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will

begin to itch and you'll have to pee. 
2.       Law of Gravity

Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped, will roll to

the least accessible place in the universe.   

3.       Law of Probability

The probability of being watched is directly proportional

to the stupidity of your act.   

4.       Law of Random Numbers

If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal;

someone always answers.   

5.       Variation Law

If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will

always move faster than the one you are in now.   

6.       
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