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Remember, if somebody sneezes, be sure to say, "Bless you. And thank God you're wearing a mask."
Di (amina046) said:
Remember, if you lose a sock in the dryer, it comes back as a Tupperware lid that doesn't fit any of your containers.
I know, I have a few.
I have a collection!
And a LOT of odd socks.
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