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Started 7/25/17 by Jenifer (Zarknorph); 232898 views.
Dan (DANCULBERSON)

From: Dan (DANCULBERSON)

8/18/17

Good one. I sent this one to my grandson, too, because recently I had to upgrade my cable-TV modem and change my home Wi-Fi network to a new name and password, which won't work when he comes over this Sunday, because his smart phone has the settings for the old system.

Dan (DANCULBERSON)

From: Dan (DANCULBERSON)

8/18/17

Does this mirror make me look fat?

Dan (DANCULBERSON)

From: Dan (DANCULBERSON)

8/19/17

From http://culberson.blogspot.com/2013/03/

Wednesday, March 27, 2013

Equal Opportunity Filthiest Limerick

 
Here's what gets me.

I believe it is agreed that the filthiest and possibly most popular limerick ever written is the one about the man from Nantucket:

There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose dick was so long he could suck it.
He said with a grin
As he wiped off his chin,
"If my ear were a cunt, I would fuck it!"


Given that the women's liberation movement has been going on for decades, I am surprised that no one has written a similar limerick with a woman as the subject. I have corrected that oversight:

There once was a gal from Nantucket
Whose cunt was so sweet she would suck it.
She said with a grin
As she wiped off her chin,
"If that stick were a dick, I would fuck it!"


There is no need to thank me. Just reading it is reward enough.

I rest my case.
Jenifer (Zarknorph)

From: Jenifer (Zarknorph)

8/20/17

They are equally awful,

Thank you.

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