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From: Shrinking Shorty (TOILETHEA1) DelphiPlus Member Icon Posted by hostMar-12 8:58 AM 
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Utah bank robber steals $1, demands to go to federal prison

A suspected bank robber in Utah demanded $1 from a bank teller Monday and waited for police officers to arrive because he wanted to be jailed in federal prison.

Donald Matthew Santacroce, 65, was instead booked into the Salt Lake County Jail on a robbery charge, the Salt Lake City Police Department said. 

"Please pardon me for doing this but this is a robbery. Please give me $1. Thank you," Santacroce wrote in a note he handed to a Wells Fargo branch teller, according to a police booking affidavit obtained by news outlet KSL.

He then asked bank employees to call the police and waited in the lobby. 

"The man, later identified as Donald Santacroce, took the money and refused to leave the bank," police said in a news release. 

When authorities arrived, he handed them the $1 bill and asked to be jailed in federal prison. Authorities have not said why Santacroce wanted to go to federal prison. 

https://www.foxla.com/news/utah-bank-robber-steals-1-demands-to-go-to-federal-prison-report?taid=640dc95027e6b0000149e3a0&utm_campaign=trueanthem&utm_medium=trueanthem&utm_source=twitter

 

 
From: ThE CrAzEy LeMmInG (ROBERTJVAN) DelphiPlus Member IconMar-18 11:02 PM 
To: Shrinking Shorty (TOILETHEA1) DelphiPlus Member Icon  (2 of 10) 
 329.2 in reply to 329.1 

maybe that was his Retirement program, 3 squares a day, exercise, free medical care plus tv in the cell block.
 

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  • Edited March 18, 2023 11:02 pm  by  ThE CrAzEy LeMmInG (ROBERTJVAN)
 

 
From: Shrinking Shorty (TOILETHEA1) DelphiPlus Member Icon Posted by hostMar-19 4:30 AM 
To: ThE CrAzEy LeMmInG (ROBERTJVAN) DelphiPlus Member Icon  (3 of 10) 
 329.3 in reply to 329.2 

LOL  Good idea!

 

 
From: Lady Shenanigans (Phantom7031) DelphiPlus Member Icon Posted by hostMar-21 2:24 PM 
To: Shrinking Shorty (TOILETHEA1) DelphiPlus Member Icon  (4 of 10) 
 329.4 in reply to 329.1 

3 hots and a cot, and he has better rec in Federal than local 

 
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From: Shrinking Shorty (TOILETHEA1) DelphiPlus Member Icon Posted by hostMar-21 2:39 PM 
To: Lady Shenanigans (Phantom7031) DelphiPlus Member Icon  (5 of 10) 
 329.5 in reply to 329.4 

True  LOL

 

 
From: Lady Shenanigans (Phantom7031) DelphiPlus Member Icon Posted by hostMar-22 12:17 AM 
To: Shrinking Shorty (TOILETHEA1) DelphiPlus Member Icon  (6 of 10) 
 329.6 in reply to 329.5 

he was a smart dork

 

 
From: Shrinking Shorty (TOILETHEA1) DelphiPlus Member Icon Posted by hostMar-22 4:23 AM 
To: Lady Shenanigans (Phantom7031) DelphiPlus Member Icon  (7 of 10) 
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True!

 

 
From: Lady Shenanigans (Phantom7031) DelphiPlus Member Icon Posted by hostMar-22 1:25 PM 
To: Shrinking Shorty (TOILETHEA1) DelphiPlus Member Icon  (8 of 10) 
 329.8 in reply to 329.7 

he knew what HE wanted!

 

 
From: Shrinking Shorty (TOILETHEA1) DelphiPlus Member Icon Posted by hostMar-22 1:26 PM 
To: Lady Shenanigans (Phantom7031) DelphiPlus Member Icon  (9 of 10) 
 329.9 in reply to 329.8 

He sure did!

 

 
From: Lady Shenanigans (Phantom7031) DelphiPlus Member Icon Posted by hostMar-22 4:08 PM 
To: Shrinking Shorty (TOILETHEA1) DelphiPlus Member Icon  (10 of 10) 
 329.10 in reply to 329.9 

probably got it too

 

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