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From: Wee Shorty McNaughty (TOILETHEA1) DelphiPlus Member Icon Posted by hostMay-17 5:54 PM 
To: All  (1 of 21) 
 606.1 

A bull was standing near and a fly must have tickled him because he gored my car.

A lamp-post bumped into my car, damaging it in two places.

A pedestrian hit me and went under my car

A truck backed through my windshield into my wife’s face.

After the accident a working gentleman offered to be a witness in my favour.

An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my car and vanished.

As I approached an intersection a sign suddenly appeared in a place where no stop sign had ever appeared before.

Car had to turn sharper than was necessary owing to an invisible lorry.

Coming home I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I haven’t got.

Cow wandered into my car. I was afterwards informed that the cow was half-witted.

First car stopped suddenly, second car hit first car and a haggis ran into the rear of second car.

Going to work at 7am this morning I drove out of my drive straight into a bus. The bus was 5 minutes early.

First car stopped suddenly, second car hit first car and a haggis ran into the rear of second car.

Going to work at 7am this morning I drove out of my drive straight into a bus. The bus was 5 minutes early.

I am responsible for the accident as I was miles away at the time.

I am sure the old fellow would never make it to the other side of the road when I struck him.

I blew my horn but it would not work as it was stolen.

I bumped into a lamp-post which was obscured by human beings.

I bumped into a shop window and sustained injuries to my wife.

I can’t give details of the accident as I was somewhat concussed at the time.

I collided with a stationary tramcar coming the other way.

I collided with a stationary tree.

I collided with a stationary truck coming the other way

I consider that neither vehicle was to blame but if either were to blame it was the other one.

I didn’t think the speed limit applied after midnight.

I had been driving for 40 years when I feel asleep at the wheel and had an accident.

I had one eye on a parked car, another on approaching lorries, and another on the woman behind.

I heard a horn blow and was struck violently in the back. Evidently a lady was trying to pass me.

I knew the
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From: SA (silentarbor) DelphiPlus Member IconMay-17 6:43 PM 
To: Wee Shorty McNaughty (TOILETHEA1) DelphiPlus Member Icon  (2 of 21) 
 606.2 in reply to 606.1 

I always thought it would be fun back in the days before computerized everything to have to sit and type and file the excuses people create.

 

 
From: Wee Shorty McNaughty (TOILETHEA1) DelphiPlus Member Icon Posted by hostMay-17 6:51 PM 
To: SA (silentarbor) DelphiPlus Member Icon  (3 of 21) 
 606.3 in reply to 606.2 

I bet that was an interesting job, the things people say!

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From: SA (silentarbor) DelphiPlus Member IconMay-17 7:08 PM 
To: Wee Shorty McNaughty (TOILETHEA1) DelphiPlus Member Icon  (4 of 21) 
 606.4 in reply to 606.3 

People come up with a new one every day.

 

 
From: Wee Shorty McNaughty (TOILETHEA1) DelphiPlus Member Icon Posted by hostMay-17 7:13 PM 
To: SA (silentarbor) DelphiPlus Member Icon  (5 of 21) 
 606.5 in reply to 606.4 

They sure do!

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From: krathyn (Phantom7031) DelphiPlus Member IconMay-21 11:52 PM 
To: Wee Shorty McNaughty (TOILETHEA1) DelphiPlus Member Icon  (6 of 21) 
 606.6 in reply to 606.5 

didn't i suggest this a few days ago in Bus?

i like all of them. i esp like the one who had "one eye on, "another eye on> and another eye on the woman down the street!"44

 

those buildings and stop signs that suddenly appear those are tremendous

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From: Wee Shorty McNaughty (TOILETHEA1) DelphiPlus Member Icon Posted by hostMay-22 3:32 PM 
To: krathyn (Phantom7031) DelphiPlus Member Icon  (7 of 21) 
 606.7 in reply to 606.6 

LOL Yes you did!!

We all need to watch out for jumping trees!

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From: krathyn (Phantom7031) DelphiPlus Member IconMay-22 5:55 PM 
To: Wee Shorty McNaughty (TOILETHEA1) DelphiPlus Member Icon  (8 of 21) 
 606.8 in reply to 606.7 

and early buses!

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From: Wee Shorty McNaughty (TOILETHEA1) DelphiPlus Member Icon Posted by hostMay-23 8:29 AM 
To: krathyn (Phantom7031) DelphiPlus Member Icon  (9 of 21) 
 606.9 in reply to 606.8 

LOL

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From: krathyn (Phantom7031) DelphiPlus Member IconMay-23 11:15 PM 
To: Wee Shorty McNaughty (TOILETHEA1) DelphiPlus Member Icon  (10 of 21) 
 606.10 in reply to 606.9 

and someone's wife that jumps out in front of a car and houses that jump out of a car and oh all those things...

i remember hearing some of this sort of thing at the  Safety Meeting of the LIFT drivers : low bridges and sudden other cars and sometimes the supervisor mentioned all the stuff in kind of a funny manner

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