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From: Chocolate Pig Shorty (TOILETHEA1) DelphiPlus Member Icon Posted by hostJan-4 11:38 AM 
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 620.1 

‘Twas the month after Christmas, and all through the house

Nothing would fit me, not even a blouse.
The cookies I’d nibbled, the eggnog I’d taste
All the holiday parties had gone to my waist.
When I got on the scales there arose such a number!
When I walked to the store (less a walk than a lumber).

I’d remember the marvelous meals I’d prepared;
The gravies and sauces and beef nicely rared,
The wine and the rum balls, the bread and the cheese
And the way I’d never said, “No thank you, please.”
As I dressed myself in my husband’s old shirt
And prepared once again to do battle with dirt–
I said to myself, as I only can
“You can’t spend a winter disguised as a man!”

So, away with the last of the sour cream dip,
Get rid of the fruit cake, every cracker and chip
Every last bit of food that I like must be banished
‘Till all the additional ounces have vanished.
I won’t have a cookie, not even a lick.
I’ll want only to chew on a long celery stick.

I won’t have hot biscuits, or corn bread, or pie,
I’ll munch on a carrot and quietly cry.
I’m hungry, I’m lonesome, and life is a bore—
But isn’t that what January is for?
Unable to giggle, no longer a riot.
Happy New Year to all and to all a good diet!



 

 
 
 
 
 

 
From: kizmet1Jan-12 1:12 AM 
To: Chocolate Pig Shorty (TOILETHEA1) DelphiPlus Member Icon  (2 of 6) 
 620.2 in reply to 620.1 
LOL. Excellent!!
 

 
From: Chocolate Pig Shorty (TOILETHEA1) DelphiPlus Member Icon Posted by hostJan-12 9:36 AM 
To: kizmet1  (3 of 6) 
 620.3 in reply to 620.2 

LOL  Glad to make you giggle!

 
 
 
 
 
 

 
From: kizmet1Jan-12 1:38 PM 
To: Chocolate Pig Shorty (TOILETHEA1) DelphiPlus Member Icon  (4 of 6) 
 620.4 in reply to 620.3 
You do, you really do.
 

 
From: Chocolate Pig Shorty (TOILETHEA1) DelphiPlus Member Icon Posted by hostJan-12 1:43 PM 
To: kizmet1  (5 of 6) 
 620.5 in reply to 620.4 

Goodie!

 
 
 
 
 
 

 
From: krathyn1 (Phantom7031) DelphiPlus Member Icon Posted by host3:03 AM 
To: Chocolate Pig Shorty (TOILETHEA1) DelphiPlus Member Icon unread  (6 of 6) 
 620.6 in reply to 620.5 

made me giggle too. i just now found this.

 
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