Dogs, you're the Phil "Knucksie" Niekro of the forum.  Your posts are like knuckleballs.  I've even got an over-sized catcher's glove & still 2 out of 3 are rolling to the backstop...  

Have no idea what you're talking about.  :)

It's gonna be a long day for the catcher with Hoyt Wilhelm on the hill...

LOL. Steve, you're killing me here. I was thinking Charlie Hough!

I think he put a little spit on that one.

Another maestro of that pitch...Didn't Charlie pitch in the majors until he was collecting Social Security?

A vast array of trick pitches...  :)

I am a Ranger fan, so he's one of my favorites. Struck out four men in an inning several times, because of that dreaded passed ball on a third strike!

LOLROTF...

Maybe you need the upgraded software for your decoder ring. The new Dogs bobble head requires one to put their credit card in the base chip reader and the transaction is a flat $350. 00 per post read.

Or, I guess in this baseball case scenario, Dogs should throw some slow lob balls.

Read s-low..ly, take it all in, breath. Laugh your azz off...enjoy the trip..And at this point in life if one is at the top of the stretch and heading for the wire....become a "time billionaire"

But most of all enjoy the trip...life's and racing's (d)

Holly Cow, I just looked up Phil Niekro and like him I am an honest, kind man who is a winner.

But like him, I have a brother name joe. My brother Joe is just like Phil's bro.

He was banned from the race track for attempting to

fraudulently modify tickets into the winning numbers for races.

Used an emory board and sand paper. 

DogsUpBigE said:

But most of all enjoy the trip

Preaching to the choir, Dogs.  Once the realization arises that life is a gift, gratitude arises with it.

Onward & upward!

If that's true, it appears you got the brains in the family, old son.  :)