Holly Cow, I just looked up Phil Niekro and like him I am an honest, kind man who is a winner.

But like him, I have a brother name joe. My brother Joe is just like Phil's bro.

He was banned from the race track for attempting to

fraudulently modify tickets into the winning numbers for races.

Used an emory board and sand paper. 

DogsUpBigE said:

But most of all enjoy the trip

Preaching to the choir, Dogs.  Once the realization arises that life is a gift, gratitude arises with it.

Onward & upward!

If that's true, it appears you got the brains in the family, old son.  :)