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Does it feel like a Triple Crown?   Triple Crown

Started 6/10/18 by Oldbettowin; 3532 views.
RAESFAN

From: RAESFAN

6/11/18

If I were going to be reincarnated I would consider it a punishment now to come back as a racehorse. 

Rather unique way to make your point, and it works! Never thought of it that way. When I was a newbie to the sport, I though stallions had quite the life, but after reading about Alydar...I'll pass!

DogsUp

From: DogsUp

6/11/18

I want to come back as a compendium of race results that have not run yet.

But, if in heaven, everybody has a compendium, everybody wins, But, Everything pays $2.10. 

SameSteve G

From: SameSteve G

6/11/18

Dogs, $2.10 compounded for eternity over & over is good!  Plus, dynamite free buffet & cigar room.

smartyslew

From: smartyslew

6/11/18

sounds like a earthling bridge jumper!!!!!! lol

SameSteve G

From: SameSteve G

6/11/18

Haha!  Yes.  The fortunate ones who don't have to jump.  The unfortunate jumpers land in The Losers Lounge (where it's awfully HOT)  & they are consigned to stand on very long line for a teller. When they finally reach the window, a fiend laughs & says, you're shut out, loser!

Then your pick wins & pays boxcars.  Over & over & over.  Ad Infinitum.

Oldbettowin

From: Oldbettowin

6/11/18

Wow.  That would be hell.  Especially if every time you got in line there was someone in front of you that took 20 minutes (another lifetime local time) to place a $2 show bet then proceeded to count out dimes to pay for it.  Then of course as you step forward (finally!) the bell rings.  Every time.  

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DogsUp

From: DogsUp

6/11/18

They've got the Belmont Blues...if the colt wins or lose

Whether or not the winner ran out of his 3 yr old shoes

They 've got the blues, baby, baby, the Belmont blues

Undefeated. Apollo too. what more, come on! give me some real clues

Yes oh yes definitely ...that's the Belmont Blues

The colt looked great. And surely could rate

But why oh way can't you just say the horse is great

Blues Baby..yeah it's the Belmont Blues

Now heading for New Jersey, Monomouth near the shore

Come on everybody let's all get to see some more

It'll cure the blues,  yeah, those blue..blue Belmont Blues

It's definitely a problem accepting this  newest rascal

Let's see what this guy's got.. going into the Haskell

Blues if you win, or blues if you lose... there's no doubt about

The colt took the crowns...And made the headlines news

...so baby. So baby...

Just don't blow a fuse

  • Edited June 11, 2018 8:04 pm  by  DogsUp
SameSteve G

From: SameSteve G

6/11/18

The only thing worse would be if while the eternal replay goes on, we were treated to an endless loop of Dogs singing The Belmont Blues but just slightly flat.  :)

SameSteve G

From: SameSteve G

6/11/18

The CEO in heaven doesn't approve of cigar smoking so the cigars are $2.10...

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