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Ho! Ho! Ho!   Everything Else

Started Dec-1 by Santa (OlStNick); 2353 views.
Santa (OlStNick)

From: Santa (OlStNick)

Dec-3

OOOF!  Whew!  Wasn't expecting the weight of 5 reams of paper for that list, Kid.  Did you put a pony on every other line like last year?  Or rumor has it you might want to become a cat lady in your future.  Maybe try a flash drive for next year, Santa hired a computer tech elf this year.  Or at least he SAID he was a computer tech.  Now what was his name?

Come on...if your kiddos can do it, surely you can lead by example and make the Nice list?  Or not...

Come visit us at the workshop!  The Elves love showing off their skills.

HAPPY HOLIDAYS, EVERYONE.  

Santa (OlStNick)

From: Santa (OlStNick)

Dec-3

Perfection!  A witness to Kid's niceness.  Okay, raise you hand and swear to tell the truth:  I, Els, hereby swear  state  WISH, that's it, wish Kid to be on the nice list!

Els (misselsa)

From: Els (misselsa)

Dec-3

I, Els, hereby swear  state  WISH, that's it, wish Kid to be on the nice list!

She is known for breaking things, Santa, but she tries  repears them too.

Santa (OlStNick)

From: Santa (OlStNick)

Dec-3

I know she tries to fix them, the elves tell me about her adventures all the time.  They love Kid's repair stories.

Alright, I bow to pressure.  She's on the nice list - But, Kid, no more hiding the milk and cookies from me on my trip, okay?

 

Kidmagnet

From: Kidmagnet

Dec-3

Santa (OlStNick) said:

Santa hired a computer tech elf this year. Or at least he SAID he was a computer tech. Now what was his name?

As long as it's not Kid you are probably safe ;)

Dear Santa...

Those lumps of coal you left in my stocking last year were the perfect gift. My birthday, December 26th, I usually sit around the fire sipping brandy and thanking the gods I'm still alive. Last year, the coal, crushed into pieces and added to the oak...lasted me well into the night. You da' man, Santa!

The Zookeeper

Santa (OlStNick)

From: Santa (OlStNick)

Dec-3

Santa may need Kid to fix it.  I must ask Mrs C who we hired...

Santa (OlStNick)

From: Santa (OlStNick)

Dec-3

Ummmm, maybe I need to rethink your stocking stuffers.  Perhaps some batteries, hehehe.  In the true spirit of the season, I’m glad you enjoyed the coal and look forward to your celebration of another birthday!  Many more, in fact.  

WaltHowe
Staff

From: WaltHowe

Dec-3

Hey Santa, who took this photo of you?

Santa (OlStNick)

From: Santa (OlStNick)

Dec-3

Hi, Walt.

It’s from the Space Station; they are great fans and I love my visits there.  They are one of a select group who have my permission to publish my photos...Norad does, too since they are responsible for letting the kids know when to go to bed.   That’s a great picture!

 

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