2000 Inibipoo Awards
The "Native Hearts Is Cheap" Satire Forum, December 2000
by the International Native Indian Brotherhood and Indigenous Preservation
First Annual INIBIPOO AWARDS ("I'm
Not Indian But I Play One Online")
have been created to rightfully honor the new art form of the online wannabe.
By those who have shone through, mastering new forms of deception and
reinvention, continue to create a mystical, sugary and sometimes tragic
new fantasy world for us all to share. Get ready to cast your ballots
for nominees (watch those chads) in the following categories:
Twink of 2000
Twink Site of 2000
Original 'Totem Animal'
Absurd Online Identity
'Creative' Use of Graphics
Creative Combination of Cultures
Wasicu Award for Most 'Profitable'
Twinky Affirmation Station
category will have its first place winner, receiving a one-year vacation
past the power lines on any poverty-level reservation of their choice,
along with a free supply of commodities, transportation with duct tape
provided. One or more will also receive our honorable mention, the coveted
Frybread Hole (additional prizes to be announced). Accepting nominees
now. Nominees may be either an online individual; or internet site, forum,
BBS, or chatroom. All winners will be announced on December 30, 2000,
barring company or sudden online visions.
Hearts Is Cheap is a non-profit parody and satire forum promoting the
cause of indigenous humor and free speech. All identities participating
and products promoted are purely fictional unless otherwise indicated.