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From: Mike (stormstudio) DelphiPlus Member Icon11/25/00 10:49 AM 
To: All  (1 of 8) 
 530.1 
The 2000 Inibipoo Awards

At The "Native Hearts Is Cheap" Satire Forum, December 2000

Sponsored by the International Native Indian Brotherhood and Indigenous Preservation Online Organization

The First Annual INIBIPOO AWARDS ("I'm Not Indian But I Play One Online") have been created to rightfully honor the new art form of the online wannabe. By those who have shone through, mastering new forms of deception and reinvention, continue to create a mystical, sugary and sometimes tragic new fantasy world for us all to share. Get ready to cast your ballots for nominees (watch those chads) in the following categories:

Top Twink of 2000

Top Twink Site of 2000

Best Wannabe Warrior

Best Male Twinklebunny

Best Female Twinklebunny

Best Wannabe Warrioress

Most Original 'Totem Animal'

Most Absurd Online Identity

Most 'Creative' Use of Graphics

Most Creative Combination of Cultures

Special Wasicu Award for Most 'Profitable'

Best Disinformation Station

Best Twinky Affirmation Station

Each category will have its first place winner, receiving a one-year vacation past the power lines on any poverty-level reservation of their choice, along with a free supply of commodities, transportation with duct tape provided. One or more will also receive our honorable mention, the coveted Frybread Hole (additional prizes to be announced). Accepting nominees now. Nominees may be either an online individual; or internet site, forum, BBS, or chatroom. All winners will be announced on December 30, 2000, barring company or sudden online visions.

Native Hearts Is Cheap is a non-profit parody and satire forum promoting the cause of indigenous humor and free speech. All identities participating and products promoted are purely fictional unless otherwise indicated.

 
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From: Cherokee21 DelphiPlus Member Icon11/27/00 1:26 AM 
To: Mike (stormstudio) DelphiPlus Member Icon  (2 of 8) 
 530.2 in reply to 530.1 
Mike,
I gotta say this about the award...

TWINKIE + BUFF + NEW AGE divided by TIM + HONEST OPINION = NATIVE HEARTS.

I know we don't wanna start a war bro, but I'm still ticked at those crones for what they did and what they continue to do. And I want them all to know...

Tim

Edited 11/27/00 1:29:42 AM ET by CHEROKEE21


Edited 11/27/00 1:31:48 AM ET by CHEROKEE21
 

 
From: Mike (stormstudio) DelphiPlus Member Icon11/27/00 1:33 AM 
To: Cherokee21 DelphiPlus Member Icon  (3 of 8) 
 530.3 in reply to 530.2 
Uh- run that by me again(?) Got part of it but you're breaking up, cap'n. Official nominating over at NHIC, down the hall, to the left...

:|

 

 
From: Mike (stormstudio) DelphiPlus Member Icon11/27/00 1:38 AM 
To: Cherokee21 DelphiPlus Member Icon  (4 of 8) 
 530.4 in reply to 530.2 
Then INIBIPOO is for YOU(lol)! Better then for you to have some laughs in style, forget about changing a mind directly on that one- can't get to the meat by merely thumping the melon, son. Good medicine bwana, have some.

:|

 

 
From: Cherokee21 DelphiPlus Member Icon11/27/00 1:39 AM 
To: Mike (stormstudio) DelphiPlus Member Icon  (5 of 8) 
 530.5 in reply to 530.3 
LOL...Aiy Scotty, guess I need more power...just taking my free shot at the twinkies. Gotta take it when I can.

Tim

 

 
From: Mike (stormstudio) DelphiPlus Member Icon11/27/00 1:44 AM 
To: Cherokee21 DelphiPlus Member Icon  (6 of 8) 
 530.6 in reply to 530.5 
Make It So. Get up your wit & write a glowing review of just why your nominees are worthy of this coveted award. Callers are standing by.
 

 
From: Cherokee21 DelphiPlus Member Icon11/27/00 1:45 AM 
To: Mike (stormstudio) DelphiPlus Member Icon  (7 of 8) 
 530.7 in reply to 530.4 
Whatcha think bro, should I delete the post...man, they got me soooo pissed and stuff....all I wanna do is attack em, you know.
BAd day bro.
 

 
From: Mike (stormstudio) DelphiPlus Member Icon11/27/00 1:48 AM 
To: Cherokee21 DelphiPlus Member Icon  (8 of 8) 
 530.8 in reply to 530.7 
Man you got to CHANNEL that, we'll see if we can find you a real aromatherapeutic channeling shamanatrix online, ok?

:|

(PS: naw, don't sweat it, that was mild-mannered)


Edited 11/27/00 1:50:31 AM ET by STORMSTUDIO
 

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