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From: Norrie (NORRIEJ)Oct-23 10:38 AM 
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My Health Condition Update                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              

I am sorry I have not been very responsive to your Emails lately.  I have been somewhat under the weather.  My doctors have diagnosed me as having an acute case of Post Islamic Stress Trauma with Apologetic White House Fatigue, PIST-AWF (Pronounced pissed-off)

PIST-AWF is a newly defined disease that has become widespread and highly contagious.  Doctors at the CDC released a statement disclosing PIST-AWF has been detected in all Fifty States . Minor infection in California, New York, Hawaii, Maryland, Vermont, Massachusetts, and Rhode Island.

The disease itself affects the cells of a person's entire body then goes dormant. The disease ravages the body and leaves serious side effects including, embarrassment for your country, depression, anxiety as to when it will come to an end , wondering how much more damage it can do , and how long it will take to repair the damage once a new person takes over the presidency.

Symptoms include:

Severe pain of the scalp from pulling your own hair while viewing your president pander to Taliban terrorists.

Uncontrollable heartburn at 8:00 PM during the CNN coverage lies.

* Stomach cramps from swallowing the fact we elected Biden/Harris.

* Vomiting from viewing terrorists murdering innocent people routinely on the nightly news.

* Bleeding from the eyes. This is not Ebola. It is your eyes reacting to accidentally flipping to a channel that shows Al Sharpton as a so-called legitimate news show host.

Since the disease consumes the entire body, every infected person is then identified as the disease itself PIST-AWF.

If you have these symptoms and consider yourself PIST-AWF, please notify your local election board and place your name on the list for a cure.  It is expected, and sincerely hoped, that the cure will be available in 2022.


"He, who will not reason, is a ####; he who cannot,   is a fool; and he, who dares not, is a slave."


Dear politically correct, godless, liberals who are genuinely offended at the sight of the Christ child in a manger, I have GREAT news for you! The next time you see Him, he won't be in a manger! Sadly, if you can't handle His first appearance, you're REALLY not going to like His second appearance.

Stop, Drop, and Roll won't work in Hell.

We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid. Benjamin Franklin
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