In order to streamline the handling of problems within the
system, your friendly systems administration team has endorsed
the following ISO 900000000 policy.

Please fill out the following questionnaire each time you have
a computer problem. With your co-operation we should be able to
provide faster and more efficient service and support.

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COMPUTER PROBLEM REPORT FORM
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1. Describe your problem:

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2. Now, describe the problem accurately:

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3. Speculate wildly about the cause of the problem:

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4. Problem severity:

A. Minor __
B. Minor __
C. Minor __
D. Trivial __

5. Nature of the problem:

A. Locked Up __
B. Frozen __
C. Hung __
D. Shot __

6. Is your computer plugged in?

Yes __ No __

7. Is it turned on?

Yes __ No __

8. Have you tried to fix if yourself?

Yes __ No __

9. Have you made it worse?

Yes __

10. Have you read the manual?

Yes __ No __

11. Are you sure you've read the manual?

Yes __ No__

12. Are you absolutely certain you've read the manual?

No __

13. Do you think you understood it?

Yes __ No __

14. If 'Yes' then why can't you fix the problem yourself?

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15. How tall are you? Are you above this line?

___________________________________________

16. What were you doing with your computer at the time the
problem occurred?

___________________________________________

17. If 'nothing', explain why you were logged in and how you noticed the
problem:

___________________________________________

18. Are you sure you aren't imagining the problem?

No __

19. How does this problem make you feel?

___________________________________________

20. Tell us about your childhood:

___________________________________________

21. Do you have any independent witnesses of the problem?

Yes __ No__

22. Can you do something else instead of bothering us?

Yes __ No__

ROTFPMPLMAO!!!!!

LOL that's good!

number 22.... answer no.

very nice very funny.

LOL!!!

ROFLMAO!!!!

I just had to add a link for this... :)

Too funny.