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Started 4/20/18 by PTG (anotherPTG); 165476 views.

Seen on some desks:

Out to Lunch

what I have seen of people in this world, for some it should read:

Permanetly Out To Lunch

Jackie34918

From: Jackie34918

4/21/18

I'm laughing so much I'm going to have to buy a supply of diapers if I keep reading these jokes!

Oh, I love these jokes.

Real life:

My upstairs neighbor keeps using the squeaky floor to make noise and annoy me because of my lack of effort cleaning.

ofcourse, this is none of his business.

Today I got even with words.

I called up there in a loud voice...

Someone upstairs needs to grow up. You must need a babysitter to supervise you and keep you from doing that.

PTG (anotherPTG)

From: PTG (anotherPTG)

4/22/18

I risque joke that may offend (If so I am sorry but you should first read who has posted it and be warned!)

Please don't ban me for being a "mere" male of the species in a hen coop of ladies!

While riding my Harley, I swerved to avoid hitting a deer, lost control and landed in a ditch, and severely banged my head. 

Dazed and confused I crawled out of the ditch to the edge of the road when a shiny new convertible pulled up with a very beautiful, woman, who asked, "Are you okay?"
As I looked up, I noticed she was wearing a low cut blouse with cleavage to die for...

"I'm okay I think," I replied as I pulled myself up to the side of the car to get a closer look.

She said, “get in and I will take you to my house so I can clean and bandage that nasty scrape on your head.”

"That's nice of you," I answered, but I don't think my wife will like me doing that!

"Oh, come now, I am a nurse" she insisted.  "I need to see if you have any more scrapes and then treat them properly."

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It is an actual real life group, held at the local baptist church for people who just want to get together and do some craft, have a chat, a cuppa.  Many people who live alone come from all walks of life, faith, no faith or whatever.  You might just have a long way to travel.  Check in your local area if you are interested  LOLsunglasses

That last joke was at our group about 3 weeks ago

PTG (anotherPTG)

From: PTG (anotherPTG)

4/22/18

Great minds think alike!

None of my jokes are originals.

They just seem to flitter around the globe ang rest for a while in my inbox!

Most are videos which I can't post here without the top level of prescription

Three guys walk into a bar...the fourth one ducked!

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