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Post your jokes here   Fun and Games

Started 4/20/18 by PTG (anotherPTG); 67551 views.

Hmmm, it’s back to school time, and I’m due for a manicure. Maybe this one will make those teens behave in class!??!

katiek2

From: katiek2

Aug-9

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WORKS IN NEVADA, TOO.

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Di (amina046)

From: Di (amina046)

Aug-17

Nine Important Facts to Remember as We Grow Older:
 
#9     Death is the number 1 killer in the world.
#8     Life is sexually transmitted.
#7     Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
#6     Men have 2 motivations: hunger and hanky-panky, and they can't tell them apart.  If you see a gleam in his eyes, make him a sandwich.
#5     Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day.  Teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks, months, maybe years.
#4     Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital, dying of nothing.
#3     All of us could take a lesson from the weather.  It pays no attention to criticism.
#2     In the 60's, people took LSD to make the world weird.  Now the world is weird, and people take Prozac to make it normal.
#1     Life is like a jar of jalapeno peppers.  What you do today may be a burning issue tomorrow

I don’t know where you find them Di, but I absolutely love the jokes you post. The Pastors Ass has to be one of my all time favourites.

Thank you for so many great laughs. Please keep them coming everyone. 

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