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Started 4/20/18 by PTG (anotherPTG); 76702 views.
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Di (amina046)

From: Di (amina046)

Aug-22

 THE FLAG POLE….

Bob and Ray, two government maintenance men, were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up.
A woman walked by and curiously asked what they were doing.
"We’re supposed to find the height of this flagpole said Bob, but we don’t have a ladder.”
The woman said:  “Hand me that wrench out of your toolbox.”
She then loosened a few bolts at the flag’s base and laid the pole down then took a tape measure from their toolbox, took a measurement and announced::
“Eighteen feet, six inches” and walked away. 
Ray shook his head and laughed: “Well, ain’t that just like a ‘’-Know-It-All”, he said, “We need the height and she gives us the length!”
Bob and Ray are still working for the government, but now they are Congressmen.
Nona (Waldmeister)

From: Nona (Waldmeister)

Aug-22

Di, I really like your jokes (first time round) but the last two were repeats...

Nona (Waldmeister)

From: Nona (Waldmeister)

Aug-23

I am quite lenient. Should you post another good one (new to this site) I am prepared to absolve you.

oiuoiu321

From: oiuoiu321

Aug-23

Di (amina046) said:

Bob and Ray are still working for the government,

I live in Ontario, Canada, where we had a now-infamous Premier named Bob Ray.

Di (amina046)

From: Di (amina046)

Aug-23

Forgiven?

Nona (Waldmeister)

From: Nona (Waldmeister)

Aug-23

Nice try but still no cigar:

http://forums.delphiforums.com/midnightcastle/messages?msg=138.252

My body may be falling apart but my memory still works. (I know, I am a pain in the neck.)

mmpendo

From: mmpendo

Aug-23

oiuoiu321 said:

I live in Ontario, Canada, where we had a now-infamous Premier named Bob Ray.

That is funny. Some call Bob Ray Thump Junior. Idiot leaders are everywhere these days (Brazil perhaps aside from the most obvious).   

mmpendo

From: mmpendo

Aug-23

Nona (Waldmeister) said:

Nice try but still no cigar:

I still laugh. Since I've had a hip replacement, I chuckle. 

However this was not posted as a "joke" but as a funny response to your criticisms.

I don't mind the repeats - better than nothing.

Besides I'm the one who tries to perform a joke and can't remember the punch line. Good thing my career paths did not venture into stand up comedy. lol

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