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Started 4/20/18 by PTG (anotherPTG); 83040 views.
katiek2

From: katiek2

Sep-17

I KNOW!!  But I have an English Bulldog and his little booty looks just like that.  I can just imagine some little kid doing this...

I HAVE GOT TO STOP READING THIS THREAD AFTER THE REST OF THE FAMILY HAS GONE TO BED.     I AM AFRAID I WILL WAKE THEM I GET TO LAUGHING SO HARD.   

HAVE YOU EVER TRIED TO KEEP QUIET AND LAUGH AT THE SAME TIME?

Nona (Waldmeister)

From: Nona (Waldmeister)

Sep-18

Quite, I know the type, putting their little fingers into everything and afterwards probably in their mouth...

Yuk!!!!

When I was a kid I was rather cautious and abhorred anything smelly. Getting me into a public toilet was a task my parents rarely bothered to undertake. They'd take one look and one breath and almost always decided it would be an hopeless endeavour. Not that I'd have started a tantrum - I would have simply started retching rightaway and if left went on vomiting allover the place.

Still quite fussy at my age. When my cardiologist send me to the bathroom for a urine sample, I was retching after entering and left immediately without sample but apparently white as snow which shocked the nurses who thought I might collapse. When I said my heart was fine it was just the smell inside they decided they'd rather go without a sample.

Di (amina046)

From: Di (amina046)

Sep-18

Do you believe in miracles ?
Well, I didn't either until I saw this young miracle worker restore the vision of a blind panhandler right on the street !
mmpendo

From: mmpendo

Sep-19

Bow. Then tell her she looks beautiful tonight.

Randytb

From: Randytb

Sep-24

A lady walks into a Pharmacy and asks about Viagra

Does it really work she asks?

The Pharmacists = It sure does I use it all the time.

Can you get over the counter?

Sure can *wink wink* if I take two

Randy

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