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Post your jokes here   Fun and Games

Started 4/20/18 by PTG (anotherPTG); 137981 views.

From: LvlSlgr


You've Gotta Love Millennials - Micah Tyler

This video was a parody that opened a talk at the Church Leaders Conference encouraging people to see past the stereotypes and recognizing the unique potenti...


From: katiek2


I was singing along by the second verse 

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From: Harold27Z


Q. How do you get 3 bandits on a bar-stool ?

A. You turn it upside-down.


From: Harold27Z


Common sense is very scarce.

Come hell or high water, a certain suntan handyman would water the grass every Wednesday.

I saw him doing so while operating an umbrella (not to ward off the sun).

I saw him trying to push a trolley through a door-frame whilst it would not fit due to the 4 car tyre load,

He was thick as a brick.

PTG (anotherPTG)

From: PTG (anotherPTG)


The Deaf Italian Bookkeeper
A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper, Guido,
has cheated him out of $10,000,000.00
His bookkeeper is deaf. That was the reason he got the
job in the first place.  It was assumed that Guido would 
hear nothing so he would not have to testify in court.
When the Godfather goes to confront Guido about his missing
$10 million, he takes along his lawyer who knows sign language.
The Godfather tells the lawyer, "Ask him where the money is!”
The lawyer, using sign language, asks Guido, “Where's the money?”
Guido signs back, "I don't know what you are talking about."
The lawyer tells the Godfather, "He says he doesn't know what
you are talking about."
The Godfather pulls out a pistol,  puts it to Guido's head and 
says,  "Ask him again and tell him if he doesn't answer I'll kill him!"  The lawyer signs to Guido, "He'll kill you if you don't tell him."
Guido trembles and signs back, "OK! You win! The money is
in a brown briefcase, buried behind the shed at my cousin
Bruno's house.”
The Godfather asks the lawyer, "What did he say?"
The lawyer replies, "He says you don't have the balls to 
pull the trigger." 

Don't you just love lawyers?

From: BooKitty89


This is going to be one of my favorites.  I have many dottering old friends to share it with.  Thank you so much PTG.  I am really enjoying this thread.  BooKitty