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Started 4/20/18 by PTG (anotherPTG); 116415 views.
Randytb

From: Randytb

Jan-22

A cop went to a house after an accident.

He knocked on the door and when the husband answered the cop asked him his name and did he have a picture of his wife.

The husband showed him a picture the cop said .. looks like she got hit by a bus..

The husband answered I know but she is so good with the kids.

ARIZONA (ARIZONA9)

From: ARIZONA (ARIZONA9)

Jan-25

I found this at a place I worked before I retired .

                                                                             How To Wash A Cat

1. Put both of the toilet lids up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the bowl.....

2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom .

3. In one smooth movement put the cat in the toilet and close the lid . You may need to stand on the lid .

4. At this point the cat will self agitate and make ample suds . Never mind the noises that come from the toilet , the cat is actually enjoying this !

5. Flush the toilet three or four times . This provides a 'Power-Wash' and 'Rinse' .

6. Have someone open the front door of your home . Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door .

7. Stand well back , behind the toilet as far as you can , and quickly lift the lid .

8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet , streak through the bathroom , and run outside where he will dry himself off .

9. Both the toilet and the cat will be sparkling clean

Yours Sincerely ,

The Dog

PTG (anotherPTG)

From: PTG (anotherPTG)

Feb-2

katiek2

From: katiek2

Feb-2

Listening to "Child's Song".  He sounds so much like my Dad (when Dad was a lot younger).  Why have I never heard this artist before?  Thank you for pointing him out.

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