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Post your jokes here   Fun and Games

Started 4/20/18 by PTG (anotherPTG); 181188 views.

From: NoShoeLaces


I always knock on the refrigerator door before opening it 

— why ?

— In case there’s a salad dressing fearfulscream


From: LvlSlgr


That's a cute one, NoShoeLaces!


From: mmpendo


I'm in there.

It helps with the staying home for 6 months straight now.

I'm still somewhat sane.

Here's to all who take precautions day after day. 

Di (amina046)

From: Di (amina046)


I know what you mean, same here. heart_eyes

In reply toRe: msg 773

From: Moonki


With schools restarting, here’s one :

At the end of her first week at school, the little girl complained; “I’m wasting my time. I can’t read, I can’t write, and they won’t let me talk!”

Di (amina046)

From: Di (amina046)


A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.  
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah”.
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him”.

From: attie1234


grinning Hilarious! smile Thank you for making our day brighter! bird

  • Edited August 27, 2020 7:09 pm  by  attie1234
Di (amina046)

From: Di (amina046)


A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work.
As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.
The girl replied, "I'm drawing God.”  
The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like.
Without looking up from her drawing, the girl: replied, "They will in a minute.”
Di (amina046)

From: Di (amina046)


A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds.
After explaining the commandment to "honor" thy Father and thy  Mother, she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?
Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, "Thou shall not kill.”