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Started 4/20/18 by PTG (anotherPTG); 280059 views.
Di (amina046)

From: Di (amina046)

Oct-9

The Haircut


A teenage boy had just passed his driving test and inquired of his father as to when they could discuss his use of the car.

The father offered his son the following deal.

“You bring your grades up from a C to a B average, study your Bible a little and get your hair cut.  Then we'll talk about the car."

The boy thought about that for a moment, decided he'd settle for the offer and they agreed on it.

After about six weeks his father said, “Son, you've brought your grades up and I've observed that you have been studying your Bible, but I'm disappointed you haven't had your hair cut.”

The boy said, "You know, Dad, I've been thinking about that, and I've noticed in my studies of the Bible that Samson had long hair, John the Baptist had long hair, Moses had long hair, and there's even strong evidence that Jesus had long hair.”

Dad's reply.   “Did you also notice they all walked everywhere they went?

LvlSlgr

From: LvlSlgr

Oct-11

I saw this sweatshirt in one of those pop-up ads and had to check it out. I think I could use one of these. smile

LvlSlgr

From: LvlSlgr

Oct-11

JustMe2, you don't happen to wear a black, pointy hat, do you? LOL

Only when I go for a ride, so it may be awhile.  I'm so afraid the chip shortage will have driven the cost of a replacement beyond my means!  I had to replace my cauldron awhile back and could only get an electric one; it's just not the same.

I'm sorry, but I really love that broom joke.  Made me laugh out loud.  Wonder what that says about me?  LOL LOL

That you have the same sense of humor I have?  In that case, no apology needed.

Energyworker

From: Energyworker

Oct-25

Converting a Bear

A rabbi, priest, and a preacher meet every Monday in a coffee shop to talk things over about their spiritual life. One day, the priest makes a bet with the other guys that he could convert a bear in the woods over to his religion. The others nod and say "Yeah, I'll bet we could do it quicker than you could!" So they all agree that the next time they meet, they'll share stories about how they were able to convert a bear. They all end up in the hospital, but the priest is in the best shape of all of them. They decide to meet in the rabbi's room. The priest has his arm in a sling and says, "Yeah, it was tough at first, but I was able to dash it with some holy water. The next thing I know, it started saying Hail Mary. He's coming to mass this Sunday." The other two clergymen nod in approval, and the preacher goes next. The preacher is in pretty bad shape. He's in a wheel chair, and he has a concussion, a broken leg, and a broken arm. He says "Well, when I finally happened upon it, I wrestled that thing to the ground and started beating its head with a Bible. So he lunges at me and we tumble down this hill into the river where I dunked him seven times. Finally, he came to the faith. He'll be coming to church next Sunday." Both men turn to the rabbi to hear his story. The rabbi looks like he got the worst of it. He's in a body cast and there's no way he's getting out of bed any time soon. He looks at both men and says "Well, I probably should've started with something different than circumcision...."

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