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The Special Room - Origins PART 1   Oh the Absurdity!

Started 4/29/18 by Jenifer (Zarknorph); 26380 views.
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Randy

I throw the paper down and stomp on it and my mind explodes BOOOOOOOOOOOM making dat bomb wiff da dead pirate look like a firecracker,,,... I am flaming hot now making what lill ice thingies hanging on what was left of me britches drop like fly's so hot I no longer feel da pain in me rump roast at the otter end of moi. 
Craponacracker iffin I kin only stop me toofies from clancking together I could speak as I watch PTG pick up and read d a paper and watch her face go a rainbow of colours, I shake my head yes yes yes the boheiminie had dar nerve to write and air mail to me,, I hear da wicked one say a dress A DRESS you you you *** carefull der Cap she is still a lady **** ya right me head shouts she be deminted I tell ya off her cotton pickin rocker,,I will make her a dress oh ya betcha I will ,, signals to PTG look here as I grab my broken Sai and draw a dress in da snow *AN IRON MADIEN *** wiff chains flowing like water making it look like an ocupussy   I do not have to walk cause me shaking so bad me body moves by it;s self, PYG try;s her best to cover me poor raw inflamed swollen backside, to cold to be    mubble mubble mubble head bobs to da Tavern trying to get PTG to understand sign lingo is no easy task but I thunk she be catching on 
You trying to tell me you piece of raw meat that you want me to take you to Salty's??? head bobs like mad YES YES YES der be me honey rum der and Salty will heat it nice and warm for us den I kin thaw out the we can plan our attack on that nut case up der eyes fly up to da Belfry,,,eyes plead PLEASE understand me woman and get me to Salty's like yesterday....................PTG grabs a pair of skates from one of the kids and trys to put dem on me,,, you gone and lost it woman you really want me to put dem on???a wicked grin comes over PTGs face rot rouh I in BIG twouble,,,,,,

PTG

Since all that half-baked assistant Cap’n Bob can do at the moment is to mumble and point towards the Castle, I offer him a cough sweet.  

No! That does not go down at all well.  

That large lump of human **** Neanderthalis (certainly not 
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PTG

I failed to realize that the “intimate” relationship between Randy and his pet Frosty included telepathy.  

The second that ****, *****, ****** and ******* letter word excuse for an animal understood what I meant to do with my axe, rather than cringe or try to escape, he let out a blast of hot fetid air enough to singe my eyebrows off. And I was at ten paces away from him!  
Although Randy never possesses exactly 100% reasoning capabilities, he quickly understood that someone’s blood was about to be spilled and he would be losing either a pet or an associate if he left the safety of the underside of the dice table; or perhaps his own if he stood up.  
We were supposed to be besting a member of that alien species now installed in our holy Chapel, and here we were bickering like two old washerwomen with a slobbering pet with amour in his eyes.  
Above us the Chapel service had evidently started.  

An out-of-tune warbling commenced  

This drove the other customers in the Tavern (and far beyond) to wrestle with their avatars until they had seized the nice soft red ear muffs and put them on.  

I reluctantly returned the axe to the Gate Guard who, at that mo
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RANDY

I look at Frost with WTF are those two on?? 
Dem der smidjits thunk you shoot flames ? when you shoot frezzin streams of Ice and call you Frosty?????   
Rot Rouh me hind neithers are out and aboot agin , *&^%$%^&*()_ who took me cover $%^&*()$%^&*() dis thin never goin heal right  grabs alcohuelouie and bends over ,, grits toofies and pours HOLY MOTHER OF @#$%^&*()_ DAT BURNSSSSSSSSSSSSS 
Me backside takes on a life of its own and me thuncks me heart beat drops to da otter end of me body BOOM BOOM BOOM THROB THROB :IT'S ALIVE,,,,,, 
All da sudden every thin goes dead silent as I look up to see dem two nut cases in a death stare down,,, rot rouh dis goin be good as I swipe Monkey Do Do ovein me shoulder 
 whohoooooooo I kin make me a pile of coins here ,, attention ya all I is a betin PTG will win dis one and to proff it I slap 1,000,000 coins on da Dice Table any takers??? 
I chant GO PTG GO PTG GO PTG wipe da floor wiff her hide and send her back wiff her pack of chewed up dead useless critters ,,, Send her where ?? hey not fer me to decide I is an idjit remember  and accordin to yerself useless as T**S on a Bull

PTG

Our current round of peace negotiations lasts about ten seconds this time and is broken by the foolish advance of my lone enemy albeit an armed one.  

But she is new to the area and not aware of the arsenal that Salty keeps under the bar counter. All tout passé but still useful. The first blow of her mace hits my recently acquired Proper Shield, denting it. 
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PTG

Having recovered from the shock of seeing my recent mortal enemy returning to the Tavern with a "white flag", I sit down and join her in a "bevvie" and a biscuit.   

Now Salty also considers himself to be a bit of an artiste and using his musical spoons begins to croon one of the Ye Olde ditties: “In days of old, when Knights were bold………”,   but is quickly silenced by Santa who tells him that there are ladies present and that is not for their ears.  

Sulkily he returns to his place behind the bars and cleans at some dirty glasses.  

Replete with Salty’s Special Brew, Randy clears his throat and begins to bore us all rigid with elaborate tales of the early days of the MC.   

Just as I am about to doze off too, I hear the word “WITCH” and am immediately alert again hanging on his every word (of which there are many, all interrupted by bouts of belching)   
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RANDY

OMG iffin I was not already loonie tune ,around da bend , over da top, lost in a mind field , these two are goin be da death of me. 
What in da name of Sam H**L Castel you been you, cause from what I is ahearin you two 
seem to have taken da road over to da forrest over der and done lost not only yer way but yer minds to boot. 
Oh wait de on da way to Centaur Palace wohooooo I would love to see der Faces iffin they come me friend and commarde in arms da Cetaur King , his Queen , and there lovely daughter ** what a warrior she is wowwwwww** 
Shakes head ,, back to present ,,,Salty I needs a drink dis going to be a long and hard thin for these two to understand,,ducks as a chattering squirel goes whizzing by,GRRRRRRRRRR stop dat Jenifer or I will go get da Griffin , he be much bigger then he was when he first landed at da Castel Gates,, I am sure he could leave da cloud of smoke that looks like Murk holding that * NOT DER Crystal Ball,,,and you thunk I mubble HA have you ever heard him?? 
What's it goin take fer you two to remember?? oh wait what am I saying one thunck Frost is a snowman wiff wings and is love wiff her and the other PTG thuncks I is nutso,, true but besides dat,, Hummm maybe iffin I writes it down and they kin stop der eyeballs from twirling around in der head like da dice on da table,,Saltys gots a pencil and paper handy?? NO NO ya idjit not a mug P-a-p-e-r P-e-n-c-i-l 
oh how I wish Arabella would turn ole Chamberbutt back to dat cute lill purpel bat but leave Henry alone to find his way back to beeing an architectie and not a Troll,,I grab a stick and start writing in da dirt floor,, now pay attention you two,,,, Once upon a time ,,,

DEARABBI

what does a body have to do to get into the hospital? What does fur cones have to do with it and how many? I have checked every nook and cranny and can't fine it. Please help me!!!

oh, one more thing. What is a triple header?

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This is a fictional story that playingthegame and eastendteddy (Randy) started........ Randy is soon to go into the real hospital shortly for a scheduled procedure (I really don't think you will want to go there) so that was incorporated into their fictional story. Fir cones is just a random item mentioned from the Christmas decorations to maintain an MC theme for the thread. 

Triple Header means that Randy achieved 3 items with one final task....(1) He finished the Castle Challenge (he thought he would be in the hospital before it was over)....(2)....finishing the Castle Challenge gave him a new avatar........(3) That avatar he got from finishing the Castle Challenge also helped him meet the Master of Disguise achievement.....so he got the Werewolf (wolfie) avatar. 

Don't take this thread seriously......it will hurt your brain (at least it does mine) to try to figure it all out.

RANDY

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You sweet talker you, and put so beautifuly or I say booooootifully. 
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PTG

Putting my broom down, having done its punitive work, I bow slightly towards A.e.gram  

“Thank you, Oh! archivist”, who has a brain far more succinct than that grey-whiskered pre-op RoboRandy.   

She has notebooks and papers all over her own room; so much so that we can’t even find any dust-bunnies however hard we try when sweeping it.  

I wasn’t aware that she was aware of our dire predicament, never mind being in the same room as us. We feel honoured.  

She fixes me in a stern gaze: “I strongly advise you hold the poor man’s arm as he is about to get all dreamy and serious as he does his best to scare the bloomers off our young acolyte Jenny wren!”  

That flipperty-gibbet does love the animal kingdom so much that I have decided she is a bird (but not of the coarse-minded sort!).  

There are also a young fledgling MC player huddled in the corner, hoping that she has escaped notice. But eagle–eyed Annie smiles at her and encourages her to watch and learn, before weeping.  
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JENIFER

I look cautiously around the room, then unzip my mouth. 

"Wait... am I about to die?" I panic. "Because I have a bucket list!" 

I whip it out of my corset. There are screams and pleas for me to put it back. 

"Oh, sorry", I find my bucket list instead, clear my throat and begin... 

1. Reach level 74 
2. Get first place in the tournament 
3. See a whale up close 
4. Visit Karlskrona 
5. Spend an entire day rolling around on the grass with 20 puppies. 
6. Steal a blimp 
7. Slap Justin Bieber 
8. See the Aurora Borealis 
9. Spend an entire day rolling around on the grass with Tyson Beckford 
10. Find out how Game of Thrones ends 
11. Get ejected into space 
12. Blow up the Mirror Nave (I can never find the thimble!) 
13. Protest a Hot Dog eating contest 
14. Learn to Tango 
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PTG

And we need some 101 strategy with planning maps, schedules and above all luck.  
Rootles around the sparse vegetation and finds one bedraggled 

RANDY

Throws a bucket at at Jenifer and a HOW TO 101 list fer dummies sheeesh iffin I kin reads it I am sure ya kin. 
And keep yer cotton pickin mitts offin me  grabs octopussie thunckin it be me bagpipes, arggggggggggggggggggggg women always movin me stuff around,,, 
Now where did ya hide me Pipe da one wiff da Wolfie on it?? grabs cloak on da druncken sailor ,,, bones go crashing to da floor opppppsie PTG needs yer broom here ,, 
Um Santa could ya put down da dice and move over just a smigggggin , nope not der,,, 
Spy's Salty tip over three mugs,, GRRRRRRRRRRRR dis be no time to play what's under da mug you drunckin gallot and iffin you hide me pipe under der ya be in fur it. 
Waves me Sai around like da maniac I is and screams where is me pipe? kin no thunck wiff out it,,,,,,,, and lost me story line Good Gravy,,,,,,,,, 

JENIFER

"Well Randy, the criminally insane do tend to get distracted easily." 

I notice orderlies peering in the Tavern window. "Found them!" One calls out. 

"Pre-op Cap'n Robo Randy for the love of God, finish the story!!!" I cry. "We don't have much time! Who is Murk? Look at PTG! See how desperate she is?!" 

PTG hits me with a broom. "I'm a MAN!" 

I am startled. "But... but... " I slowly extend my hand towards PTG's face. He slaps it away. 
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JENIFER

The orderlies and guards slowly surround pre-op Cap'n RoboRandy. It takes a while. 

"What da heck is you all doin surroundin MOI wif such stelf… and bats?!"

Pre-op Cap'n RoboRandy is set upon. The ensuing struggle upturns the dice table, Santa, PTG and all his carefully swept up Christmas baubles. 

"Oh well that just does it!" 

"PTG, NO! Don't eat your new broom!" I shuffle back into the corner where Abbi the seahorse hid in terror for so long. A stray snow globe rolls my way and I tuck it into my corset. I'm surprised it doesn’t look odd. I know what is coming, so kick one to PTG. He either understands, or just shoved it up his wedding dress for kicks. 

The monkey has officially had enough and leaps out through the window.

"Hey, you didn't pay your tab!" Salty runs after him. 

"There's no avoiding this Randy!" One orderly grunts as he's kicked in the face. Pre-op Cap'n RoboRandy is putting up a great fight! 

"You thunk I goin wif you, ya got a hed full a wet mice!" Pre-op Cap'n RoboRandy wails before a guard hits him over the head with a bat. "As I was saying, I'm quite scared and do not want to go with you and I'm asking you to respect my wishes and my personal space!" 

Through a thick mouthful of ice cream I cry "Don't hit him again!" 

But it's too late. "Git offa me! FROST! Where MOI rider?" 

"Oh for crying out loud…" 
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JENIFER

I come to and find myself sitting on the floor in a circle with several other people and a man in a white coat. 

"Hi, I'm Nancy, and I've been addicted to Midnight Castle for about two years now." 

A dull, medicated chorus chants "Hi Nancy." 

Oh dear God not again! 

"At first I'd just play for a couple of hours a day... then it was like most of the weekend... then I'd start calling in sick... I mean I have to get gifts to everyone! And the shards! The shards! Trina wants them so I can get a key to open up a room - but I NEED the shards to furnish it! And she just wants more and more! And the Unique stamps NEVER drop! Where are they all? Who has them all? Do you?! You have them! Turn out your pockets! Do it!" 

While Nancy randomly accuses and attacks her fellow group therapy participants two orderlies sneak up, sedate her and carry her back to her cell. 

The doctor turns to me. "Alright Jenifer, now that you're awake, lets talk about-" 

"No!" I fold my arms to show I'm serious. 

"-let's talk about-" 

"No!" 

"-about the past events-" 

"No!" 

"-many things have happened-" "No!" "-over the last few days-" "No!" "-We have to talk about this!" 
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