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Ready for The Special Room (latest)   Oh the Absurdity!

Started 4/18/18 by PTG (anotherPTG); 187968 views.
Randytb

From: Randytb

Jun-4

There is a loud banging of a door and I whirl around to see a gaurde? standing there ,,, I am quick to attak and knocked him out.

WHT !@#$%^&*()_)(*&^%$# how in hell did he get past the look outs and our defenses??

I ripe the helmet of his head and ohcraponacracker it's PTG ???

Now what the hell is he or was he up to and why is he in that outfit he trying to give me a flipping heart attack??

Opel bring me a pitcher of water to wake my doorknob up.

I dose him with the whole thing and he jumps up to a sitting position coughing sputtering and spewing water all over me.

PTG WHAT THE HELL MAN

EXPLAIN YOURSELF BEFORE I BONK YOU AGAIN.

I manage to get him up and that is no easy task seeing he is a big guy and all that cake and tea does not help,, how he got that Armour on is baffling bigger question how is he going to get it off with a can opener?

PTG sputters at me WHT YOU TRYING TO DROWN ME??? AND I CAME BACK WITH GOOD NEWS .

Oh you did , did you well I would suggest you get out of the wet suit or you will be rusted in there for years or I could cut you out with a blow torch

He walks away and is already starting to squeak and I yell need some oil there second in command??

In the mean time I call every one to the dinning hall to hear this good news from PTG.

Even Roo came out of hiding to hear it.

Opel served us tea, coffee and small cakes till PTG gets back.

MrsFletcher

From: MrsFletcher

Jun-4

  1. "TEA and  Small Cakes?"......astonished......,Our Mighty Rolling Pin Noggin Thumping Opal serving Tea and small Cakes is purely not right Captain Randy...disappointed...Now if it's a nice platter of Roast beef and little roasted Potatoes smothered in gravy with a good helping of green beans on the side.... Opals your Cook....Sigh....Mrs Fletcher is so sad that you didn't ask for her to serve  you and Her other dear Family cause Shes been working so hard to get most of Her strength back....Maybe another time?....In the mean time...Pups serving the Tea, Coffee and Special Small Cakes just for you Captain Randy....innocent...May I make a small suggestion here?...Beware of a certain Pup bearing Gifts OK?......smiling_imp.....
Randytb

From: Randytb

Jun-5

My  sweet Mrs Fletcher Tea and small cakes are just  tease until PTG get cleaned up and gets back here and seeing it is hours before dinner time and you have been doing so well and getting stronger so you just tell Opel what you want to make and when and she will be happy to help you if you need and Miss Katt to.

So if you have something special in mind for tonight's dinner the go for it dear heart.

That is one department I keep my nose out of ** The Kitchen ** this ole goat knows better,,, if I have a hankering for something I will ask Opel earli in the day as not to put to much on her  so dear Lady the Kitchen is off limits to all but You Miss Katt and Opel so do not be afraid to speak up give some ideas and suggestions okay?

LOL oh I watch the lill Pup all the time the lill scamp.

MrsFletcher

From: MrsFletcher

Jun-6

Thank you so much you sweet old Codger you!....blush....Family is always welcomed here in the kitchen for it can be at times the coziest place in the Tea Room bar none....But for now I gotta ask you Captain Randy dear to "Scoot" on outta here so we three Cooks can put our hands and noggins together and plan a feast for everyone this evening...."Pssst....." ( I'll be bringing out a nice mug of Honey Rum shortly.)....wink...Pleaseee take that little Devil Dog Pub with you ok?  Oh!   Did you see how I secretly disarmed that little wee thingy She had hidden under the cake cover?....Sigh!....She's been pining something fierce for Snow and the other Dragons too.....disappointed...

Randytb

From: Randytb

Jun-6

Not to worry my sweet Lady I know better to scoot when told to lol.\

Tell you what I will take our lill scamp to see Snow and frost who should be back from there hunt by now,, that will keep her out of trouble for a bit until it is time to eat ... my mouth watering now just thinking about what you three marvels will serve us tonight.

*** RUMBLE GERRRRRRGILLE RUMBEL see my stomach agrees.

Thank you dear heart I will enjoy a mug of Honey Rum and be off with Pup you know what to do if you need us.

I quickly give Opel Miss Katt and Mrs. Fletcher a hug and a peck on the cheek before I am scooted out of the kitchen by Opel's raised rolling pin and her saying ** Oh you get out of here and let us work * now scat...

I chuckle and scoot before I get bonked .

  • Edited June 6, 2019 12:09 pm  by  Randytb

TIME ENOUGH TO CHECK ON THE ZOO BEFORE SUPPER,   I LEAVE THROUGH THE KITCHEN DOOR,  THE COOKS NO LONGER EVEN NOTICE MY COMING AND GOING THROUGH THAT DOOR.   I STOP OUTSIDE AND THINK TO GRIFF.  HUNT NOW MY FRIEND.  YOU HAVE HAD A BUSY DAY.  I AM SURE WE WILL NEED YOUR  WATCHFULNESS AGAIN SOON.  

OFF GRIFF GOES.   I ASK THE BIG CATS DO YOU NEED TO HUNT YOU HAVE NOT DONE SO SINCE THE DAY WE RETURNED.  SPICE PEELS OFF TO HUNT AND SUGAR AND I CONTINUE TO THE BARN.   I CHECK THE CATTERY THEIR BOXES HAVE BEEN CLEANED BOWLS FULL.  SAME WITH THE DOGS.  BABY AND BEAU HAVE WATER AND HAY.  I GET APPLES FROM THE TREAT BOX FOR THEM.  A BANANA FOR JL HE IS GETTING BIGGER BY THE DAY.  

I CUT AN APPLE IN QUARTERS FOR DOOGIE AND GOLDIE.  THEN GET MY BRUSHES AND CURRY COMB.  TIME FOR A GOOD BRUSH YOU TWO.  

I SPEND SOME TIME GROOMING THEM THEN SPICE COMES BACK AND SUGAR LEAVE.

ON TO BABY AND BEAU.  BRUSH THEM DOWN.  YOU TWO NEED A BATH.  TOMORROW WILL BE SOON ENOUGH.  

OF COURSE THAT DEPENDS ON WHETHER OR NOT IT IS A QUITE DAY.  

THEN I SPEND SOME TIME BRUSHING THE DOGS AND CATS.  

WHEN I AM FINISHED BOTH CATS ARE WITH ME.   NOW I NEED TO GET CLEANED UP.  DON'T THINK THE REST OF OUR GROUP WOULD WANT TO EAT WITH SOMEONE WHO SMELLS OF THE ZOO, AND COVERED IN DIFFERENT KINDS OF HAIR AND FUR.   

I LEAVE MY DIRTY BOOT BY THE BACK DOOR AND HEAD FOR MY ROOM TO CLEAN UP.

PTG (anotherPTG)

From: PTG (anotherPTG)

Jun-7

Safe back in the Tea Room I ask someone to get me some oil so I can ease myself out of this too small suit of armour.

I am still a bit offended at Cap’n Bob’s words that tea and cake has made me too fat to fit into it.

I am just rather large and always have been!

With them all sitting there with bated breath waiting on my every word, the Cap’n growls

“Now explain yourself!”

I have such a lot to say that I am silent for a moment gathering my thoughts together.

To be rudely interrupted by Roo Roo who exclaims “Oh! Get on with it. We don’t have all day!”

They all turn back to greet Charlie who has just returned smelling like a mature farmyard!

THAT IS IT!

Enough is enough! I have  a successful Cunning Plan (I hope) and I just get mocked or ignored for my efforts.

Time to show them and so I casually point to the window, without saying anything.

They look out and with gasps of horror see an unfolding tide of armoured Bone Kingdom guards advancing over the moat and up towards the Castle.

The Cap’n immediately goes into “attack mode” and calls on Frosty and more dragons from between to help defeat this new foe.

NNOOOOO!!! You must not bring them here!”

“They will be in mortal danger from an ancient foe which the evil Sorcerer has called upon to defeat them!”

The Cap’n’s shoulders slump as he digests all that I am telling them  through my amulet.

NOW WAIT!”

We watch as a dark cloud appears over this sea of enemy soldiers.

From its centre a gigantic skull wraith appears which spews forth lightning around the troops.

And then comes a thunder like rumble which shakes the Castle to its foundations.

“DEATH OR OBEY!”

On looking up, the soldiers below it fall to the ground and prostrate themselves.

Their King has appeared in person!

We see the Sorcerer above on the battlements and is screaming at them

“Get up and fight. I have given you gold and riches beyond count to do this job!”

Once more: “DEATH OR OBEY!”

And this time in the vanguard of the army a shower of fire arrows is cast down in front of them which then turns white hot and boils the men inside their metal armour!

As if it was a single entity the entire field of battle is almost emptied as the Bone Kingdom army flees back into their Realm.

This leaves the remnants of our unworthy CEO’s guards behind and various unworldly looking creatures that Murk has sent to ‘assist’

I turn back to the Cap’n and grin, still well-oiled and just in my ‘smalls’

“Now it is safe for you and YOUR army!

I sip a well-deserved cup of hong cha and bite into a delicious ‘religieuse’!

MrsFletcher

From: MrsFletcher

Jun-7

Above a blanket of twinkling stars the Moon seems to be smiling down on the merry goings on in the Tea Rooms Family and dear Friends.  Within it's Special Dining Parlor we can find our Tea Room Ladies laughingly asking..."Did you leave room for desert?"....Knowing full well that no one would say no to one of Mrs Fletcher's special Apple Pan Dowdies!....blush....In the corner our very own Salty is tuning up his fiddle...(Yes indeed, who knew our own Salty had such a talent right?)...relaxed...Preparing for an hour or so of fine dancing and merry making.  Over in the corner one can find our very own PTG with such a worried look appearing on his face....Sigh!...Sigh!!,....Sigh!!!!...pensive..."Enough is Enough PTG!"...Captain Randy quietly shouts into His Second in Commands ear....persevere...."Quiet with your sighing and just spit it out OK?!"   No dear Special Room Folk, we won't be listening in on their private conversation between those two...Instead we will spy a wee bit on Pup to see what she's up to snicking outside into the Tea Rooms Private Gardens.....There we find Her with her one arm spread as far as it can go around Snows neck while fondly patting a long suffering Frost on His nose.  Poor Frost.   Inside Charlie all cleaned up and looking quite Spiffy too is asking Opal if She can obtain any left overs for Her Critters know that our Tea Room Ladies always saved special food items always just for them....smile_cathear_no_evil 

Randytb

From: Randytb

Jun-7

I am about to give the order to the Dragons to attack when I hear PTG scream through the Amulet NO WAIT  ....AN ANCIENT FOE???

There is NO ANCIENT FOE THAT CAN DEFEAT THE PERN DRAGONS???????????

The one and only thing that can defeat /kill a Pern Dragon is +++++++ OMG NO IT CAN NOT BE ,, BUT HOW,,,, THAT CAN NOT BE USED OUTSIDE OF PERN????????

THE THREAD WAS THE MAKING OF A VERY VERY OLD BAND OF EVIL MARAUDERS MAGI ZENS SCOURERS OF LOWER STANDING ,  AND DABBLERS OF BLACK MAGIC WHO WANTED TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD.

They wanted all the power yet were always fighting over who was to lead them ,, alone there were nothing special , but as a unit the could cause trouble.

Many potions ,,, spells,, incarnations were tried and failed with disasterly results to them of course.

Then one day a junior sorcerer was out in a large field waving his tiny wand and demanding rain , clouds, hail he was chanting a very old ancient spell that he knew nothing of but had read it some where on an ancient scroll he found buried in a tree that looked like the devil himself.

So like an idiot he started to read it not even saying it right but that did not stop him .

All of a sudden the sky went pitch black .... the cool summer breeze stopped,,, every animals went silent ,,,, the thunder roared like  a roar of a thousand freight trains loud enough to break your ear drums then the black clouds filled the sky and what you think was rain poured out of the clouds it looked like molten Laval and killed everything it hit.

That is when The Dragons and there riders appeared and the threat was beaten back .

This came to be know as the THREAD and The Dragons and Riders of Pern where the one and only thing that can battle and make it retreat and bring the Land back to safety but the Dragons and there riders under The Rule of The Golden Queen and her mate patrol there sky's at all times.

The Thread is the only thing that can kill a Dragon because they are magical and protected by the Gods and have been since the beginning of time.

This I know from The Golden Queen and her teachings and from reading the ancient parchments that are under her care.

She and only she and her mate know where they are.

My mind is aflame with questions about this new threat to us that seems to be increasing and now to hear and see The Bone King himself be sent back to The Bone Kingdom with his tail between his tail like a whipped puppy and by MURK???

I must talk more with PTG what did he find out ,, I need to drain his brain then I have to get back to The Main Camp with The Dragons Frost Snow Brulle and Jewel and Pup.

I am sure she is aware of this latest threat and waiting for us to return.

I call Frost == * RIDER*** do a fly over my brave one with the others and make sure all have been destroyed go as Far as the out side of The Bone Kingdom then report back ... I will be with PTG in The Tea Room and will wait till you are on your way back and will meet you in the open field ,,,, Pup you stay with us ( she pouts but stays with me ).

I am shacking with anger as Pup and I sit with PTG who is enjoying his snack.

MrsFletcher

From: MrsFletcher

Jun-8

Truly I am not pouting Captain...Just wondering what it would be like to confront a real true Magician or Wicked Wizard cause I've never had to before that's all.  Not that am scared...I am not....just a wee bit concerned that's all...worried...Hummmm...As a Pern  Dragon, Frost has so many amazing weapons built in..Do you think that Snow has the same exact weapons as Frost  or because She's a Female Pern Dragon will Her's be of a different type entirely......And what about The Dragon Sword Captain Randy....Thanks to you and your not holding back your numerous sword butt smacks and noggin thumps...we can hold off quite a few Human Foe...relaxed....But...how well will the sword do competing with those with magical powers?....neutral_face.....With awe and amazement on Pups face....(and an amused look on Captain Randy's...wink...)  The Sword proceeded to unsnap Itself from it's Scabbard behind Pup's back....placed itself firmly between Her hands....than to Pups astonishment...astonished..It began to move in a circular motion just as if it were a baton...It's moves grew faster and faster until it became as a Shield that would protect whoever was behind it from anything harmful be it human or magical....Chuckle..Chuckle...Did you know it could do that Captain Randy?   Let's just say that I've seen it protect your Grandpa Joe a few times while in Battle...So Yes Pup I knew it would protect you likewise....Do you think Captain if we stare,  frown and growl a little too that PTG will hurry up with His snack........!!!!  angryrage

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