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I HEARD THE CAP COME INTO THE BARN, I KNOW HE WAS IN THE TEA ROOM WHEN I CAME THROUGH THE KITCHEN TO GET MY BOOTS AND HEAD FOR THE BARN. BUT THAT IS HIS BUSINESS. I FINISH FEEDING THE CATS, THEN THE DOGS. AS I COME TO THE CENTER OF THE BARN WHERE BABY AND BEAU ARE I NOTICE HE HAS LEFT. BETTER HURRY OR I WILL BE LATE. I QUICKLY FEED AND WATER THEM AND GIVE THEM TREATS, THEN CHECK DOOGIE AND GOLDIE. THEY NEED WATER AND HAY, NOW FOR CHERRY, BLOSSOM AND THE REST OF CAPS PETS. ALL BUT THE MEAT EATERS. THEY HUNT. MAN BLOSSOM AND CHERRY CAN PUT AWAY THE HAY, GIVE THEM FRESH WATER. MAN THIS PLACE NEEDS CLEANED. AS I WAS GATHERING UP MY BAG AND PREPARING TO LEAVE DINKY AND SMIDGE WERE COMING IN. IF YOU BOYS HAVE NOT EATEN GO TO THE TEA ROOM. YOU WILL BE VERY BUSY TODAY, EVERYTHING IN THE BARN NEEDS TO BE CLEANED. AND MAKE SURE YOU HAUL IT BUT THE LITTER BOXES OUT TO THE BUNKERS TO COMPOST IT. THE FARMERS WILL BE COMING FOR IT IN THE SPRING.
I THEN CONTINUE TO THE TEA ROOM. LEAVE MY BOOTS OUTSIDE. SLIP INTO WARM SLIPPERS AND HEAD INTO BREAKFAST. SEEMS LIKE MOST EVERYONE WAS HERE. I HEAR OPAL TELL MY BOYS TO LEAVE THEIR BOOT OUTSIDE. THEY COME IN GRUMBLING ABOUT IT. I NOTICE THEY HAVE HOLES IN THEIR SOCKS.
OPEN MY BAG TAKE OUT MY NEEDLES AND THE DREADED GREEN YARN. AND TELL THE NEEDLES TO MAKE THEM NEW SOCKS.
NOW FOR BREAKFAST.
As Angel and Pup enter the Tea Room together they find Captain Randy patiently waiting for His "Special Room Group" and others to gather round Him. "Hummm.....Angel...I think we had better give Opal our Breakfast Orders first cause by the expression on Captain Randy's face, if we don't....... I have a strong feeling we won't be eating before Lunchtime." "And boy am I starving for a plate full of Opal's eggs and bacon with a side order of Her fluffy Pancakes!" Yum, Yum, Yum!!! "Hey Angel, has the Captain suggested any certain "Special Weapons" for your.... certain "Combat Talents" like He did My Dragon Sword?" "Ya gotta know Angel, He's really a Whiz when it comes to anything dealing in those types of things.....right?"
Has He moved yet Angel? "Nope, not even a muscle twitch." (More minutes March by dear Friends as Our Captain Randy sits in His Favorite Chair at His most Favorite Tea Room Table.) Hummmm! It's been more then an hour now Angel and my butt's becoming numb from all this sitting around, Sigh! I know what to do Angel, lets leave a message with Opel letting Captain Randy we were here for the longest time but needed to go...."No, no Opal we wont be going out of the Tea Room completely!" "Captain Randy would have our Hides if we did that!" Angel and I will be right next door practicing some of Our best "Super Duper" moves cause we gotta be ready for Captain Randy's next orders of action! Sides Angel, I'd like to show you how to defend yourself when practicing with our Illustrate Captain OK?
Sure, Pup! That sounds good to me. It's boring just sitting and waiting for Cap to get this meeting started. Anyway, now that my muscles are no longer sore from all the training, I'm ready to learn more! Tee-hee
My butt is numb and my head and neck are throbbing.
I shake the cobwebs and a few hundred dust bunnies out of my head.
I am more worn out the I thought but that cat nap helped a bit.
I look at the table now where was I ??
I look at my watch holy craponacracker it is way past the meeting time and I am alone??
@#$%^&*()_)(*&^% okay wait I can not be to mad if everyone showed up and saw me passed out I am sure they woulld not try to wake me knowing I would more then likely snap for waking me up.
I hear screams ,, moans ,, groans AHA's take that ,,, from the room next door??
What the hell is going on?
I open the door and see Angel and Pup ducking it out,,,, both are out of breath and sweating like crazy.
Okay you two knock it off and get back to the table and not a word about me falling asleep before the meeting.
I rub my Amulet and call everyone back ASAP
Opel comes in with a cold drink for Pup and Angel and towels and Tea for me.
Okay now that everyone is here ,,, I explain about the glowing globes and send my boys to meet with Charlies boys and have written instructions on what I want done,,, Gold for the cottages silver for the farms and red for any danger areas we find.
The red globes are to be stored in an area that will contain them and be in direct sun light.
Now I have been up all night going over notes and it came to me that when we arrived here and our protective dome was erected and blessed by the Elvin leaders ,, this did not include The Bone Kingdom nor the Northern Osland and now it makes sense what PTG was saying he saw and what nfo I am gettng about the tunnels.
This is where they plan to attack us.
Now Miss Katt has given me a Recipe for the Erasure of Unwanted Tunnels: I can not make head nor tails of it but I know who can and it will take the head mole and Charlies head gnome.
Charlie can you arrange that and I will go to the Moles and set up a meeting and give them the recipe
Now on to PTG you are going to go on a very important recon,
Take Ghost pup and I will send Brulee to scout over head for you.
I need to know how many Ogres there are how many troops they have and most of all if you see The White Ogre,
Angel came up with a fantastic idea for the pig carcass ,,, the boys have dug a huge pit and Frost and Snow are keeping then frozen.
Angels idea is for us to build catapolets big enough to hold a pig we the pour a small amount of fuel on them and send them flying at any invaders instant BBQ of Pig and Ogre YUCKKKKKKKKKKK
Roo Roo is working on her potions and not to be disturbed Jen well I have an idea she is showing off her new outfits and looking for things to blow up.
Okay we all clear on what we are to do time is ticking so lets get to it.
Angel a word over here,,,,, go see Opel she will give you a big roasting pan in it is my note books 1 to 5 on every thing I have done and what has gone on here since I got here.
I am trusting you with my and our lives with those note books.
Hide them well and tell no one understand.
I will ask you only if I need them I do not want to know where you hide them okay?
Go now and Pup and I will wait outside and we can start on the pig launchers lol
All of a sudden, I am aroused from my reverie by a sharp dig in the ribs!
It is from Angel who is hissing at me:
Cap’n Bob looks over at me, casting a piercing eye over me and grunts;
“Did you just get all that we have said?
“Can you now repeat it for me?”
I manage a weak grin while trying to focus my bleary eyes on the table and the others seated there!
I had been in another place – A land of peace and tranquillity – harmony in my mind.
On reflection it looked like I was seated before a mysterious mirror that I was trying to pass through.
And then that final flash as the pain seeped into my ribs.
A dank foul smelling tunnel with a small ghostly animal being chased by a two headed lizard
They were both heading straight for me and the ghostly figure was screaming into my ear.
I sit and stare at PTG and wait for him to close his mouth that is almost on the floor.
well man are you going to answer me? or sit there with your chin on the floor and eyes as wide as saucers?
The more I look at PTG and wait for him to answer me I start to worry a bit he does not seem himself,
We all look at each other this is not normal for my second in command.
I start throwing question at him maybe one will hit a core and snap him out of this daze he is in,
All of a sudden he stands up and makes a mad dash for the door screaming
WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON PTG HAS JUST RUN FROM THE ROOM SCREAMING FLEE !! GHOST PUP STAY WITH HIM. KEEP ME POSTED ON WHERE HE IS AND WHAT IS GOING ON.
THEN I TURN TO CAP. I HAVE BEEN DOING ROUNDS LOOKING FOR USEFUL ITEM FOR US. I HAVE FOUND A FEW. SINCE WE STARTED CATCHING AND GATHERING THE GLOBES I HAVE GATHERED HUNDREDS OF TORCH HOLDERS. THE BOYS HAVE BEEN USING THEM ALMOST AS FAST AS I BRING MORE IN. NOW SINCE WE NEED TO DO SOMETHING WITH ALL THE ORBS WE ARE NOT USING. SINCE THE ONLY PLACE I HAVE BEEN TO THAT ALWAYS HAS SUNSHINE IS THE EAST THAT WOULD BE THE BEST PLACE TO STORE THEM. I HAVE TIED HEAVY STRING TO MANY OF THEM THEY CAN BE TIED IN THE TREES VERY PRETTY AT NIGHT. BUT MOST I HAVE PUT INTO FISHING NETS. I HAVE HAD TO FIX SOME HOLES IN THE ONES THEY HAVE GIVEN ME. THEY ARE NO LONGER USEFUL FOR FISHING. BUT PATCHED UP THEY WILL HOLD THE ORBS. IF YOU ARE TOO BUSY OR NEEDED ELSEWHERE I CAN USE GRIFF AND DELIVER THEM THE SULTAN SAID WE CAN STORE THEM ON THE ROOF WHERE THE GUARD IS SINCE IT IS NEVER SHADED. HIS PRICE WAS TO HAVE AS MANY AS HE SEES FIT TO LIGHT HIS LAND. I AGREED. HOPE THAT IS OK. I KNOW HE WILL TAKE A GREAT MANY BUT AS WE DISCUSSED BEFORE EVERYONE ARRIVED FOR THE MEETING THEY WILL RETURN IN A FEW MONTHS. SO OUR SUPPLY WILL NOT BE EXHAUSTED WITH HIS TAKING SO MANY.
DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME BEING OFF ALONE, WHILE I GATHER SOME ITEMS FOR US. AS ALWAYS SUGAR AND SPICE ARE ALWAYS WITH ME. IF YOU WANT ME TO DELIVER THE NETS I WILL ALSO HAVE GRIFF.
IF ANYONE HERE WANTS ME TO LOOK FOR THINGS WHILE I AM ON MY ROUNDS LET ME KNOW. I WILL CONTINUE TO GATHER THE TORCH HOLDERS AND NETS FOR AWHILE LONGER. I PATCH THE NETS WHILE I SET WITH THE ZOO OF AN EVENING. FOUND A USE FOR THE ODD COLORS OF YARN. LOL. THE LOOK ON THE CAPS FACE WAS PRICELESS. THE ORBS WON'T CARE. AND THIS WAY NO FISHERMAN WILL THINK WE HAVE TAKEN THEIR NETS.
Has Our PTG gone completely "Bonkers" Captain or has he been taking to sneaking Your "Special Honey Rum" into His Mugs of Special Brewed Tea? And I love what Charlie is doing with the Extra Colored Orbs Captain Randy....kinda brings a Festive Glow to the Old Tea Room doesn't it...."FLLLLEEEE!" Oh Boy!...There He goes again running this way and that through the tunnels...Should we try and corral PTG Captain Randy........or just wait and see if He eventually runs out of steam....?......Hey Captain...I thought that Frost, Snow and the rest eat all the Pig carcasses....If they did is there anything else a little less "YUCKY" we could use in their place like Cabbage instead?