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Has Our PTG gone completely "Bonkers" Captain or has he been taking to sneaking Your "Special Honey Rum" into His Mugs of Special Brewed Tea? And I love what Charlie is doing with the Extra Colored Orbs Captain Randy....kinda brings a Festive Glow to the Old Tea Room doesn't it...."FLLLLEEEE!" Oh Boy!...There He goes again running this way and that through the tunnels...Should we try and corral PTG Captain Randy........or just wait and see if He eventually runs out of steam....?......Hey Captain...I thought that Frost, Snow and the rest eat all the Pig carcasses....If they did is there anything else a little less "YUCKY" we could use in their place like Cabbage instead?
Kinda full of "Questions" ain't I Captain? Just My "Curious Nature" I guess coming out........as Granny Fletcher use ta say!
Hummmm! It's been quite a while we've been waiting here Captain Randy and....."What the "Blue Blazes" is going on here Captain and why are you just standing there with your eyes all glazed over that way as if your not under strict control of all your faculties? "FLLLLLEEEEEE!" "Oh My Stars!" I completely forgot about PTG!" "Angel can you come quickly to where am standing....something has tak'un over the Captains mind and PTG's still in "Bonkersville" so we've completely lost our "First and Second in Command of the Tea Room Officers" in one fetal Swoop!! "Charlie...could you please meet Angel and I as quickly as possible with any extra information about the Tunnels that you can share and shed light about Captain Randy's sudden "Catatonic Condition?"
Whoa! Hold on there, Pup! Nothing to worry about here. LOL I've seen that look before, when we were really in a pickle with the Evil Murk and Arabella on our tails. Right now, he's thinking through a great plan to deal with this latest threat, the White Ogre! So, pretty soon, get ready for a big outburst from him, rattling off instructions a mile a minute. Then we'll have to ask him to slow down and repeat it all so we all can understand what- he wants us to do. One thing is for sure, I see a huge battle coming in our near future! I'm so glad you've spent extra time with me, getting me battle-ready as I'm sure we'll all be in the thick of it. Thank goodness we have Jenny Wren back to help too! Now, if we could only get Auntie Roo to help too, that would be the icing on the cake!
I HEARD PUP AS THE CAP CALLS HER ASK ME FOR INFORMATION ON TUNNELS. SINCE I WAS ALREADY ON MY WAY TO THE TEA ROOM TO DELIVER WHAT I HAD BEEN GATHERING, OR SHOULD I SAY FORAGING FOR AROUND THE AREA, I HAVE STARTED WANDERING AROUND OUR REALM GATHERING THINGS THAT MIGHT COME IN HANDY. WITH CAP NOW HAVING BRITCHES THAT MEND THEMSELVES, I NO LONGER HAVE TO WORK SO MUCH IN KEEPING HIM IN DRAWERS, LOL. MAN FOR AWHILE I HAD SOME TROUBLE KEEPING UP WITH HIS DEMAND.
I LEFT MY BOOTS OUTSIDE THE BACK DOOR AND ENTERED THE KITCHEN. OPENED MY BAG TOOK OUT THE BASKETS AND GAVE THEM TO OPAL, INSIDE SOME WHERE THE PEACHES, GRAPES, STRAWBERRIES, APPLES AND OTHER FOOD ITEMS I HAD COME ACROSS. I LEFT THE ONES WITH FISH IN THEM TO TAKE TO THE CATTERY, KNOWING THE CATS WOULD LOVE THE TREATS. A FEW BONES FOR THE DOGS. BANANA'S FOR THOSE WHO WOULD LIKE THEM AND APPLES FOR GOLDIE AND DOOGIE.
WALKED INTO THE TEA ROOM TO WHERE PUP AND ANGLE WERE. NOTICED THE CAP THERE IN DEEP THOUGHT, NOT GOOD, OR WAS IT AT LEAST HE WAS WORKING NOT DEEP IN HIS HONEY RUM.
SORRY PUP, BUT I HAVE NO INFORMATION FOR YOU ON THE TUNNELS, I DO NOT LIKE SMALL SPACES SO I STAY OUT OF THE TUNNELS. THE ONLY TWO I HAVE BEEN IN DO NOT EXIST ANY LONGER, THEY WERE BLOWN UP.
I ONLY KNOW THAT OTHERS EXIST BUT NOT MUCH ELSE. I GET GLIMPSES OF THEM WHEN PTG OR ONE OF MY FUR BABIES ARE IN THEM BUT THAT IS ALL.
I ASK ANGEL WHERE I SHOULD PUT THE DYNAMITE I HAVE PICKED UP IN MY WONDERS. IT DID NOT SEEM SAFE TO ME TO LEAVE IT LYING AROUND. SO I GATHERED IT ALSO.
I WOULD HAVE GIVEN IT TO ROO OR JEN IF THEY WERE AROUND. I WAS NOT KEEPING IT IN THE TEA ROOM OR THE BARN. NOT SAFE.
Head is spinning and about to split wide open and I feel like I am in a fog with no faces but voices,, screams ,, and FLEE bouncing like a ball of my skull.
I take a huge breath and scream ENOUGH and as my eyes focus I see Angel and Pup looking at me like I truely lost my dust bunnies this time.
I see PTG runing around like a crazy fool knocking over tabels and chairs,, running into walls and doors screaming FLEEE
WTH?????????? PTG STOP IT RIGHT NOW but he keeps tuning and screaming I grab him as he flys past me and throw him to the ground and yell OPEL BUCKET OF COLD WATER NOW
He is fighting like a madman to get away from me but I pin his arms with my knees and grab the bucket of ice water and almost drown him.
HE coughs spurts and gags but he stops fighting.
I stand up and walk towards the tables and chairs and talking loud and so fast my tongue is tripping over teeth,, I grab tables and chairs and yell look this goes her #$%^&*()_)(*&^%$#@@#$%^&*()_+_)(*&^%$#@!@#$%^& this goes here #$%^&*(**&^%$#@#$%^&*(*&^% grab salt shakers HERE LOOK #$%^&*()_)(*&^%$#@#$%^&( Pepper shakers see HERE @#$%^&*()_)(*&^%$#@!@#$%^&()Opel fruit NOW,,,,,,,,,,,,,, I arrange every thing in a semi circle Ope; grapes ... raisins,,, apples NOW
I place every thing the way I see it in my mind == perfect plan this should do it.
What everyone else see is tables face to face in a half moon and the tables covered in salt sugar pepper raisin apple;s bananas tooth picks knives
My mind is racing not only are we going to have to battle Murk ugly Arabella The blood thirsty crazy White Ogre and his killers hounds from hell.. The evil Mage seems to be in there two and if that is not enough I have a gut feeling there are more and I shudder at that very thought for I have not dealt with them for many years .
My thoughts are broken by someone yelling CAP CAP can you hear me? snap out of this ,,, explain all this,,,
I hear her voice but her face is blurry.............
Cap?, Cap? Can you hear me?....CAPTAIN Randy. ya gotta snap out of this........Angel, please help me move the Captain off of PTG cause I don't believe PTG is breathing very well and turning a bright shade of purple........Captain Randy...Angel and will cover and protect you and PTG until your feeling more yourself....right Angel? Opel...a large mug of Captains Honey Rum would do wonders for the Captain also as would a hot cup of Tea for PTG also.......
Oh look Angel, here comes Charlie with several of Her Animals carrying a bountiful of provisions to carry Us through any major attack by Murk Ugly Arabella. I think that Captain Randy would be so Proud of how all of Us can Rally Around and show any Enemies of MC that we are a Force to be reckoned with right....?!!! Angel and I look on as Charlie tenderly covers both Captain Randy and PTG with her softest knitted blankets........waiting for what happens next in the Tea Room Dear Friends.... Now if only our much needed Friend and Fellow Special Room Companion Roo were here too......
Thud thud thud ???????? is that my throbbing head and why is someone booting me rear end??
I hear get up now you crazy galoot I needs these tables and chairs and everything else put back in it's right place lunch time is getting near GOOD LORD WHAT A MESS YA MADE .
What in hell you so mad at Ope[ ? as I slowly sit up and hold my throbbing head with the Mohawk spikes pooing through my finners
What the hell am I doing on the floor covered in a blanket and next to a zonked out PTG and will someone STOP THAT CRAZY BROOM BEFORE I TORCH IT FOR GOOD.
I stand up as my world spins and legs shake like two strands of spaghetti.
I lean on the closet chair and focus man what a ride that was but what happened?????
As I look around I can finally see some what better and can barely make out Pup Angel Charlie and her critters and PTG still zonked and what is with all the food the critters are taking to the kitchen at least I think that is the kitchen door yep Muss Katt is holding it open.
I sit down and Opel hands me a glass of her headache junk and says bottoms up,,, really??? ya want to kill me I ain't bad enough now?
Drink she says in her do not mess with me tone.
I try to drink it as fast as I can in between burps and almost upchucking but I get it down.
My head starts to stop throbbing and again Opel says see I told you it works now clean up this mess I gots lunch to make and I want it the way it was and PTG OFF MY FLOOR BEFORE SOMEONE BREAKS THERE NECK TRIPPING OVER YOU.
I am about to stand up when it hits me ... ANGEL GRAB PAPER AND PEN AND COPY THIS EXACTLY AS IT IS i WILL FIX IT LATER but right now I need you to get this down.
Angel's pen flys over the papers and copies every detail on the two tables .... there Cap thos ok??
I look at the paper then the mess I made and say yep that is it.
I call the boys on my Amulet boys Tea Room ASAP
The boys are there lickidy split and have the Tea Room back in perfect order in no time and the crazy broom cleans up every grain it sees.
I look at PTG now what to do with this carcass??
Pup Angel grab a leg and drag him over to the corner table,,, OOOOOOOMMMPH man PTG you need to cut back on those sweets as we pull push lift and finally get him in his chair at his corner table.
Pup see if you can find any smelling salts we need to snap him out of this.
Angel stupid question here but do you think Jen the wren would be at Kaliely;s???
She looks at me cocks her head and says DUHHHHHH .
We both laugh okay after lunch while I am redoing the paper you drew *** everyone will understand it then******
go get Jen and bring her back here and no dingdonging in there in and out right?
craponacracker she sticks out her bottom lip in a pout and turns on the puppy dog eyes,,,, ok ok ok ONE thing no more now beat it go eat.
PUP lunch time ,,,, she covers PTG with a Charlie blanket and runs to join me.
On it, Cap! But, first I need to make a couple little side trips on the way. I stop by my room, pick up Cap's Journals and the dynamite Charlie found and go by my office. I know just the right place to hide the journals. Then it's off to Cloud City to hide the dynamite. There's a crypt there, which will be perfect. No one would think to look there! Next, I head over to Kaley's in search of Jenny Wren.
Hey, Jenny! Cap sent me to get you......there's a major battle brewing and we need your help ASAP! Whadda ya say? Are you up for a little fun, just like the good ole days?!.........